Damn, that's a good one. I saw one of my favorite stand up comics live a couple weeks before he died. Makes the memory just that much more special.

Weird ass celebrity sightings DUAN

Many a man has been left with quite a mess on his hands due to overconfidence in the stopping power of Kleenex.

When he heard that another Senator had also been speaking gibberish for hours, Rand Paul kindly thanked Dziurzynski for his support.

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Hey, if Kristin wants the Essentials of Roasting, I'm gonna give it to her:

Where did he even get a towel? I watched the game, and the Lakers clearly threw them all in.

From the looks of his picture, I'm guessing he was a little high at the time. But that part of the story will never come out. We all know how hard dudes named Drake work to hide the fact that they were on Degrass-i.

Yeah, right. If he was a "super boring dude," would he have put PEPPERONI on his pizza???

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From the looks of that picture, I'm guessing the sausage ended up having two PBR's: one beer, and one Pretty Bad Rash.

Mychal later added insult to injury when Klay complained about losing his allowance, stating, "I didn't know you had been traded to the Waaah-rriors."

Step one is complete. Now Elvis just has to patiently wait for his mom to die so that he has an excuse to cover up the giant face tattooed on his other arm. I mean, I guess she kinda looks like Paul Simon if you squint and tilt your head a bit.

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Sadly, one member of the Vice crew won't be returning to the U.S. after he was executed for requesting a SoKo and lime.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DUAN!

It's kind of odd that, at this level, and with this kind of play, it's the members of the winning team that commit suicide after the game. When they're taken to McDonald's to celebrate the victory.

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