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Alright that's it! Shut down the comments for today! Steve U killed the internet! COTY!!!!!1

How did this entry not win the ugly Beyonce Photoshop contest???

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Last year, it's my belief, I had my best year as a columnist. It all came together. I perfected my column style.

This same map was also run by the The Pyongyang Times to show North Korean citizens which American cities had recently been nuked.

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OMG, like, I heard from Deadspin who heard from Kyle who heard from Brandon that the athletic department like totally catfished a buncha players!

Barnaby may have standing to get the ring back under New York state law

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That's the trick of the devil. That's what he comes to do. He comes to distract you from everything you're trying to do.

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET FOR THE DAY! THIS GUY HAS BROKEN IT!

I'm kind of bummed he's actually playing in the game, otherwise I'd invite Ray Lewis to my place. I mean, talk about a killer party.

Guys, don't make fun of him about the weight gain. We all know that Ronaiah is very religious, and he's been praying over this situation almost nonstop. It isn't his fault that Jesus chose to transubstantiate into a Big Mac.