For not being a magician, he sure is great at making fun disappear.

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I gotta say, I think this further supports the theory that Te'o is secretly gay and was talking to Ronaiah the whole time. Either that, or it's the ultimate hoax, and Te'o is actually an eighth grade girl.

This guy has an amazing awanus.

When will my cough go away???

Other than you, who thought having an 80 year old guy do a live chat was a good idea?

Am I missing something? Isn't he supposed to be answering questions? Or is this some kind of comment on the futility of man and all his pursuits?

That is so good. +1

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Next, on Sportscenter: Manti Te'o Tells Katie Couric He Lied... In Bed At Night For Hours Talking On The Phone With Someone He Believed to Be Lennay Kekua, Because He Definitely Thought She Was Real the Whole Time.

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I've always been partial to All Over But The Shar Pei.

Depends on the beer, honestly, and it really varies. For an IPA, on the cold side is better. But you don't want ice forming on it from a frozen glass or anything. Or at least I don't.

You're right. Sorry, veryobvious.

That was a dick thing to say. Just let this bro enjoy his beer however he wants, asshole!

I'm gonna have to be a dick here and say that you should not be drinking your delicious beer out of a frozen glass. Too cold and you lose all the subtleties and whatnot. Coors Light needs to be ice cold so you can't taste it. Good beer doesn't.

NFL is TubGirl because its players are the most likely to be shitting on themselves at some point. Although Goodell is also a gaping asshole, so it's tough to tell for sure.

I'm glad you can be so mature about this, BUT IF ANYBODY EVER MAKES A JOKE ABOUT UC SANTA CRUZ I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN!!!

An unhappy surprise while waiting for a period to start? That's how she ended up with the kid in the first place.