The worst part is that Iker won't even feel bad when this kid is getting beaten by his parents for insisting that the boogeyman is Real.

So, obviously that bro today chose the perfect song, and this question shouldn't even exist. But, watching him sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" led to a discussion between a friend and I about what song you would sing if you were stuck in the back of a cop car. My friend chose "Crocodile Rock." I chose this. What about you?

+1

Also, anyone who would want to broker a deal at Augusta sure as shit isn't gonna be brokering a deal with any WOMAN. I mean, do they even have kitchens on the golf course?

By being the CEO of a corporate sponsor? Like what the whole story is about...

What the hell kind of name is Racism anyway?!?!

Dear Astronomy Professor,

Hmm... odd. Were you rubbing your genitals? That's always helped me.

Happy birthday! This used to be my favorite song in the world.

I would've called him Nike, because usually you have to say "Just do it" over and over to get this kind of treatment.

"Will it be stripes? Or purple? Just kidding, it's both"

Boo. I don't like that song. I used to be obsessed with that band, but hated them live every time I saw them. Looking back, I think I actually just hated them because they were awful But, who knows.

I just checked in on that. Good lord. I think it's safe to say... bitches be crazy.

Yuni, she's out of control.

It didn't look like she was playing it up for the cameras. Just looked like she was an idiot. Maybe I was too busy laughing at him shivering to notice that part.

The thing is, there's only like three characters that you're supposed to care about. And one of them is a huge douche, yet all of a sudden she likes him for no reason? The lead up to the games was ridiculously drawn out. They trained for what felt like forever. And why does she care so much about Lenny Kravitz, when…

The Hunger Games DUAN

Rosetta Stone DUAN

God, I hate that one. I've got the same no clearance situation going on. It's even worse for me because I'm an incredibly violent sleeper, so pretty much every morning I wake up to the sheet ripped off the mattress. I have to try and re-tuck it in EVERY DAY. I'm sure you can imagine the horror.

If you're trying to show that hooded sweatshirts aren't just for gang bangers, then maybe it's not the best idea to include in the picture a guy wearing SHORTS THAT EXTEND PAST THE KNEES.