I somehow missed that one. Holy shit, that's good. That dude's acronym gives him some serious comedy skills.

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He's young, he's a good guy, fans love him, and most importantly, he's said it wouldn't take much to sign him.

This reminds me. A couple years ago, my girlfriend gave me the worst present of all time. What made it so bad is that she took something terrible, and filled it with something even more terrible. And I had to pretend that I liked it for a long time, until she finally realized that I hated it. It took a while, but…

A precipitous drop from 720? Even my FICO score got in on this "Tebowing" thing.

+1

Red, blue, red? With all these gang colors flying, it looks like we might be on the verge of a real FieldTurf™ war.

+1

Tebow would probably hate me for saying this, but I LOVE his calves.

Tebow/Bronco fans have gotta be pretty pissed at John Elway about this. Tebow, however, is just happy that he's finally not the one being crucified.

You just got out-bro'd, bro. Deal with it.

At least you know she'll be good for anal then. There are worse things in the world.

If she's from Vegas, that likely just means that she has serious daddy issues.

Ha! Can you guys believe that Bronze Hammer doesn't get the joke here? What an IDIOT!

Where have you been, man? I know it didn't take you this long to beat Mass Effect 3.

Even worse, he's always bragging about his morning OATmeal.

Major Bummer DUAN

He didn't miss a single home game.

When they "Brooklynize" the water, does that mean they give it a hot body and a weird face?

I'm proud of Miguel for making it through this. Being at third base with my face covered in blood has always been one of my greatest fears.