This kid is surprisingly verbose.

How can all the Gawker commenters hate this guy?

That is fucking ridiculous. +1

I used EAA's for a long time during my workouts, and I always thought they were awesome. Recovery from set to set always felt better, and post-workout was never a problem. I used BCAA's for a little bit way back when I first started lifting, but can't really comment on them cause I was lifting like a jackass. It's one…

I like to rock this song when I want to throw a short interval session in at the end of my workout. I raise and lower the intensity along with the song. It's got like 5 minutes of slow warm up, some faster and slower tempo parts in the middle, then about two and a half minutes of steadily increasing intensity until a…

They play that song about once a week. That and Reel Big Fish and all kinds of other terrible music that I used to love but don't want to lift to. This is why I workout inside a sound proof bubble, with a pair of noise canceling headphones on.

I heard this at the gym today. Who the hell picks gym music?

Wait... Ken O'Brien was actually okay! Sorry I used the F word at you.

This is why I don't hang around with old people. I don't know if that's a compliment or if you're totally dissing me.

I didn't mean it's terribly made or anything. Kenny Powers just grates on me, even though I'm laughing the whole time. For instance, the scene in the season 3 premiere where he cuts the surfer's leash had me falling out of my chair.

That's why the seasons are only 6 episodes long. Any longer and everyone would realize that that character is annoying as shit. I love that show, but I also recognize that it's terrible and am pretty sick of Kenny Powers.

Craig James is so straight that, while at ESPN, no one was allowed to call him an "analyst." Instead he was a "vaginal intercourse in the missionary positionalyst."

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I'm at 226, 227, and usually... 235.

Strange. Usually when I hear about a bathroom mystery, it's from UTI.

This is pretty surprising. Usually, on a Kris Kross, Merrimack will make you jump, not fall.

Unfortunately for Angels fans, the "no left turns" sign is likely foreshadowing years 6-10 of Pujols' contract.

From the looks of things, Pujols only slightly Abababandoned the Cardinals.

With that much of a reduction in water consumption, his grass has to be looking pretty shabby. This is definitely gonna hurt his chances of winning a second Golden (Lawn) Spikes Award.