he will win a ring yes let the man play and have fun

I heard that while in Pasadena, he lined up a bunch of dudes, pulled down his pants, and asked them to compete in a Tournament of Hoses.

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This isn't that surprising, really. A lot of people are put off by the Jazz playing at odd times, and the way each player seems to be doing whatever they want, and not paying attention to what the other guys are doing.

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This reminds me of that great R&B song about a rainbow penis, "Do Me," by Bell Roy G. Biv Devoe.

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I've taken a lot of those kinds of supplements in my day. My only warning is to make sure you're careful with the dosing if you're working out at night. I generally ingest a ton of caffeine with no problems, but those things will sometimes keep me up until 3 or 4 in the morning if I'm not careful.

It is actually really fun. Until you realize that everyone's looking at you and judging you and wondering what went wrong in your life that you're alone at a bar on a Tuesday night, staring longingly into a plate of buffalo wings. "Oh, he's ordering ANOTHER drink? He obviously has nothing in his life."

I have it on good authority that Jerry's already going outside solely for medical reasons. Mainly to treat his erectile dysfunction.

Well, yeah, I guess I should have excepted United fans from what I said. I DVR'd the Puppy Bowl and was catching up, so my attention was elsewhere.

I don't see how Howard Webb is so highly regarded within the FA when all the fans know that he's the absolute worst.

They're in round 10, and both these guys' faces look exactly the same as they did when it started. No action until the last 10 seconds of each round.

I also liked Larry Merchant's, "uh... Nonito, your hand appears to be hurt." "Yeah, there's blood pouring out of my glove, dude."

I don't know how there's a 115-112 Vazquez scorecard in there when the other two have it 117-110. It's like that judge didn't know which guy was which.

Yeah, Steve U is WAY smarter and funnier than I am. Everyone knows this.

Damn. Balls again. Not good.

I don't know how he came back from getting kicked in the head like that. Crazy round.

I always thought the Super Bowl just completely transcended football. What's there to hate about getting together with all your friends, eating hella awesome food, drinking beer, watching funny commercials, and listening to Madonna? I don't even particularly like football, but that sounds like a damn good time to me.