You gotta figure that Prince will be losing some weight relatively soon. But, really, a foot probably doesn't weigh that much.

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It's not at all surprising that Pollard would make some controversial statements. You see some serious balls pretty frequently on KILT.

Early reports are that, after Fielder spends some time with Cabrera, the Tigers lineup will be organized by the DUI decimal system.

This man has more talent in his little pinky than your whole staff... Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I meant cocaine. This man has more COCAINE in his little pinky than your whole staff. Now that AJ's gone and all.

Okay, I just started watching this episode. I'm sorry I called you a pussy. This lady is messed up.

I know what you're saying about the horsepower of cars. I drove an 87 Lotus a couple weeks ago. At the time that car came out, it was pretty much a super car, and a 335 is faster than it nowadays. And by a pretty significant amount. It's crazy how fast cars are nowadays. Which is why I must have one.

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So what you're saying is that you're a huge pussy?

I don't actually want to be noticed. But every time I see an e30 M3 or a 2002 rolling around, I think of the possibilities. If I had a house with a garage where I could work on something like that, I would definitely snatch one up.

I want to look IMPORTANT. Which is tough in LA. I went to a meeting in Beverly Hills a while back, parked my car in the lot. The line of cars went: BMW 750, Rolls, Bentley, Range Rover, my Focus, Range Rover, another 7 series. That shit is annoying.

One of my buddies at school walks into the library bathroom one day (during finals, of course), and opens the door to a stall. There's a guy standing in the stall, wailing away on himself. The guy stops and yells, "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!" He's pissed at my friend because he's jerking it in a stall and forgot to lock the…

I would definitely take an e46 if I could afford one. The earlier years can be had for around $20K or so, but even that seems a little steep for me at this point in my life, unfortunately. There's a pretty high probability that I'll actually end up with a mid-2000's 330. Being that I'm in my 20's and live in LA, this…

I've got a totally baller 2005 Ford Focus. My next car will likely be something stupid like an e36 M3. I'll own that for about five months until something breaks and I freak out cause I can't afford to fix it. I will then buy something incredibly practical, but regret getting rid of my paid-off Focus for the next…

Because I read it when I was at the age for thinking stuff like that is awesome, I still love "A Perfect Day For Bananafish."

Okay, I see what I did wrong. My fault. Yesterday was the first time I ever heard of Billy Cundiff.

My jokes are so unfunny, they generate serious discussions.

Billy Cundiff listened to "The Lonesome Kicker" by Adam Sandler on Spotify.

So, 100% true, Billy Cundiff is a close family friend. I talked to him today. Although he's putting on a strong face for the media and whatnot, he's having a really tough time with this whole thing. He sounded fine on the phone, but my news feed on facebook tells a different story when I see this over and over all…

Things got really weird when Calipari called back an hour later and specified that he only wanted his players to be tested on the basketball court, in a game, and never for anything else.