Holy shit. The one bad thing about those is that they remind me how much I hate whoever did all the little boy voices. So annoying.

Bacon does not work that way.

I don't know if the rumors about Tebow breaking up the marriage are true. I heard she was doing the biathlon.

You know who else also announced that he was "saving himself for mare-age" but then ended up involved in a major scandal? Mister Ed.

I take a break from cheese between cheesy bread and pizza (especially if I'm at Numero Uno), and go for fried dough balls that are covered in garlic and oil. Much healthier that way.

Yeah, after that third round when Peterson started putting on the pressure, I texted all my friends that are fight fans to tell them they should be watching. I think most of them weren't expecting much out of it. Question: who's a bigger douche out of Amir Kahn and David Haye?

This is one of my big fears with starting a desk job. I hit the gym five or six times a week now, and I don't think that'll change, but my diet has a tendency to go to shit when I'm working like that.

That's pretty much what I thought. Although I don't see how two judges score it 113-112, and the other has it 114-111 the other way. Would definitely like to see those two fight again.

Maybe they could put cheese in other places on the pizza to make up for it? Like, in the crust or something.

That's what's so frustrating about my situation. We have talked about this so many times. She KNOWS which way it's supposed to go, but just forgets to do it. One of these days I'll find a way make her act right.

I guess that is a good reason to do it the other way. Kids are too stupid to push up instead of down. I'll have to get a separate bathroom that none of those little bastards are allowed in.

We may have talked about this before, but it's fucking important, so we need to do it again.

Donner and Blitzen have had a plan to send Santa to Ashville for years. But he refuses to land at a house with smoke coming out of the chimney.

Are you my dad? You sound like a dad.

She probably complained cause they called her Lauri Applebottom. I'd fire her for complaining about that too.

Oh, man. I don't want you to think I was defending her or anything. I just have a soft spot in my heart for people who complain about law school debt, I guess. Although I fully accept responsibility for my terrible decision to go to school for three years to do something I knew I would hate. Oh wellz.

Man, I think you're reading too much into this law school debt thing. I should know - I complain about my law school debt all the time. I think I'm fully capable of complaining about it endlessly, while also realizing that I was extremely lucky to have the opportunity to go to law school.

That's too bad, because I really liked how he told them to, "BRING THE THUNDER!!!" before the fight.

Finally, a fight without any controversy at all. IMG has nothing to write about now. :(

Gonna read this in a bit. But, I know there is (or was) a class on The Wire at Berkeley. And the main focus of the class was viewing The Wire as Dickensian type tragedy. I looked at the syllabus years ago and I think Bleak House and a few others were on it. I'll have to see if I can find it again.