I feel like I'm watching the Muppets when you two are around. Just two old guys, sitting high above everyone else, being pissed off at the world. It's nice to see.

Chutney Swimming?

Whoa. I thought just one was good. Two is pure bliss.

He went to therapy and realized everyone hated him because his jokes were stolen, unfunny, and his delivery sucked. So he decided to lose a bunch of weight.

Hey, at least Carlos Mencia is back.

LA Fitness has a single club membership option. I doubt they'd force him onto a single club if he was on an any club membership at Bally's though.

His odds of making it are pretty Grizzly.

That's pretty impressive, Oddibe. Even Wilt Chamberlain at his best didn't use 5000 Gals a month.

You're with me, Feathers.

Haha. Yeah, that one. He's been in all kinds of ridiculous stuff. That movie is a true gem in the awful horror movie category though.

I actually have the same problem with Kevin Costner. My uncle was in a terrible horror movie made in 1990 called The Guardian. I'm always telling people about it and want to watch it, and then I get all excited when I see The Guardian on my guide. But it's always the one from 2006 starring that dickhead Costner and…

He sounds like a guy who is bursting at the seams to get started.

Have you ever tried to explain to another person why one of his Olive Garden jokes are funny? If not, try it. It can't be done.

I never saw myself as the type of guy who hangs out on a "sports and men’s lifestyle site."

God damn, I would hate to be the guy forced to do the analysis on Ms. Fine's voice.

Also including all kinds of fun Clauses?

I didn't have a great game, I barely played, and that's what made me Happy at that time.

God dammit, you are good.

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