The Raiders are kicking a football now? Man, George Lucas is out of his fucking mind.

Damn, I have been agonizing over whether or not to buy Skyrim since the day it came out. But knowing it will suck five full days out of my life is a serious deterrent. I never made it through Oblivion for that same reason, but Skyrim sounds too good to pass up.

Forced? That's Ronald-fucking-inho, dude. You should be honored that he let you watch. And I'm sure you didn't end up on some list for watching it, and that you won't be thrown in jail, and people will definitely hear from you again.

Yeah, but in that case, SSE stands for "So, So, Elderly."

Steve_U should definitely be in the running. Hopefully people will get our avatars mixed up and accidentally vote for me. Also, let's just make it a rule right now that if someone votes for "SSE," they're talking about me. I think that's fair.

Not to brag, but really to brag...

+1

So stupid. And so funny. +1

Sure, the TV ratings weren't that high, but MLS is obviously growing in popularity. There are constantly tons of people just standing outside of Home Depot Center, even when the Galaxy aren't playing.

The Glenmorangie 10 is solid, but really sweet/fruity. I've gotta be in the right mood for it.

I was 99% positive that you played Rafi.

Glenfiddich 15 year Solera Reserve is pretty solid for $35-40.

I always want to adopt an older dog because I don't have time to deal with the craziness of puppyhood, but I'm terrified of this very situation. Our cat cost us $600 as soon as we got him because he came from the rescue with ringworm, and even that almost killed me. I guess I'll have to wait til I'm IMG style balling…

Can't believe the Galaxy didn't score in that half. Dominated possession, constant pressure, great chances. Everything but the finishing was great.

I think Beckham probably wants to win as a way of saying fuck you to all the Galaxy fans who booed him for years.

I wonder how the guys who have played in Europe look at playing in the MLS Cup. Obviously, you want to win wherever you go, but I just can't see someone getting excited about this if they've played in a Champions League or FA Cup final.

The vet is the most expensive thing on the planet, so if you have no money, you should stay away if you think it'll heal on its own. Can you wrap the paw up somehow so that she can't chew on it? Once it starts healing and itching, she's gonna want to bite it 24/7, so you need to find a way to stop that from happening.

David Beckham scores three goals, and delivers three more off of set pieces, cementing his legacy as the greatest player to ever play in MLS, a born-winner, and the hero of Los Angeles.

Cheese-Mac inspired smooth jamz.

It's half sarcasm. I would say only go if you really want to be a lawyer. If you're going just to go, it's a terrible place to be. I went that route because I didn't really see any other options, and I don't know if I regret it or not yet. I do know that I have a massive amount of debt, and the job I got doesn't pay…