My advice: DON'T GO!!!

Dudes, I just passed the Bar. And I landed a lawyerin' job today. I'm gonna go get hammered. Westy 8 over here.

Yeah, the two minutes before the start are seriously ridiculous. As of yet I've been unable to determine what is going on there. I was surprised by how much the right of way rules play a part in the racing. The next class I'm taking gets more into racing rules and strategy, so it'll probably make a little more sense…

America's Cup DUAN

I just mean that standard definition TV is unbearable to look at. If you've watched only HD for any length of time, there's absolutely no going back. Every once in a while I'll catch my girlfriend watching something in standard definition and it makes me question every decision I've ever made.

Canadians are weird. I assume PVR is what we here in the States call a DVR. Regardless of what it is, HD is an absolute necessity. Go with the one that won't make you throw up every time you try to watch something.

I've always said - and this just brings the issue to the masses - that Deloitte produces the prettiest financial statements. KPMG? More like KPMGag me with a spoon.

Dude, IMG is supposed to be the oldest guy on here. He's not gonna be happy about this.

It's a good thing you didn't, because I definitely wouldn't be live updating, and my updates would be terrible. Here's a preview:

We've been talking about my plans to go for months, but it seems like the world is conspiring against me and I won't be able to make it. I'm pretty bummed, but I will definitely have to get up to San Francisco in 2013.

Jerry Sandusky's been known to Muddy the Waters every once in a while by going after a Mannish Boy.

I put this on twitter earlier, but I think it's imperative that everyone see it. Mike Tyson as Herman Cain.

Just great. +1

+1 to all of this.

These are all good, but this one is really good.

My story is actually 100% true, and only slightly embellished to sound like my coach was raping me. That guy seriously elevated my catching skills by taking extra time to work with me. Only problem was I hated catching even though I was really good at it. If I had stuck with it, I'd probably be in the pros now (not…

God damn, Botch is one of my favorite bands of all time. Anytime someone mentions them, I instantly fall in love with that person. I've been out of that scene for the last four or five years, but I definitely get that vibe from these dudes.

Second: Sleepy Sun. I lived with these guys all through college. Great pop blues/acid rock stuff.

I love this idea for a thread. And I've got some friends in pretty decent bands. First: Modern American Theatre. They're a bunch of serious music nerds making poppy music. The drummer is a really good friend of mine.

I used to play catcher way back in the day. I had a great coach who would stay late after practice with me and help me work on my game. He would have me crouch against a wall and then he'd just throw balls at me for hours. I learned more about getting down on my knees and handling balls in those late night sessions…