I don't care if I have two, three cameras on me... It doesn't matter; I'm going to let it all out. I don't care what you guys write or what the commentators say. I'm just going to play... I'm best when I play emotional. I'm best when I play with passion. You guys are going to see that on Monday Night Football... I'm…

Wow. +1.

You'll be fine, man. The truth is generally an absolute defense to these kinds of things. I'm sure you can easily prove in a court of law that she's a dumbass ho-bag.

Not helping things any is the fact that a local cinnamon roll joint has a special double roll with extra frosting called "The Papelbon."

GOD DAMMIT, THAT BALL DID NOT HIT THE GROUND AND YOU KNOW IT, AJ!!! Doug Eddings is a dickhead.

Being a dick for no reason DUAN!

Not to mention Beckerman's ridiculous hair, which is an embarrassment to our great nation.

No. That won't work. Eric Lichaj has to play there.

9 pages? Asking us to read that is definitely no Modest Proposal.

CUZ WE SUPPORT BREAST IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM.

the emphasis on team result is akin to a writer claiming wins are the truest measure of a pitcher's value to his team.

It plays Blue Ray. That's cool. Does all your other typical crap like netflix streaming and whatnot. You really need Steve_U for this, but I'd recommend Mass Effect 2, Red Dead Redemption, Heavy Rain (this is one of the best/most interesting/completely different games I've ever played), Fallout 3 and/or New Vegas,…

The Mac can be a little annoying in the adjustment period, and there are things I can easily do on Windows that I've never figured out how to do on a Mac, but nothing too important. What is incredibly nice about it is that I've had my MacBook for three years, and I can count on one hand the number of times it's…

I worked at the LA City Attorney for a couple summers. Dealing with expert witnesses was the most miserable part of it for me once I realized they were making anywhere from $300-$700 an hour. I should've been a traffic engineer.

Topping it off with two "fuck yeah"s into the mic. Awesome.

Great moment for Nyjer Morgan and the Brewers. Couldn't have happened to a worse person.

Damn, dude. I've been thinking I should learn how to fence ever since I watched this video at the new Scientology center that opened up on Colorado. Never crossed my mind that Caltech would be the place to find fencing fanatics. Thanks.

My alma mater clocked in at 110. Although, if there were 20 more schools in the rankings, we surely would've been dead last.

Performer: So, you know how people wear T-shirts? Well this is something I invented. It's a T-shirt. It's a shirt with a T on it! So, really, it's a T-T-Shirt. Get it? It's funny, because it's a T-shirt with baseball bats in the shape of a T. A T-T-Shirt.

@AynRand: Can somebody help me out? Who is John Galt!