I just read Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe. So now I'm all up on the state of string theory as it existed twelve years ago, which is pretty exciting for me. You got any recommendations of books for amateur wannabe physics nerds so that I can talk all that mumbo jumbo like you just did?

Dude, along those same lines, I took this class about the sex lives of plants. And before we could learn that plants had sex to reproduce, we had to learn that having sex is what made babies in humans. That connection seems so natural now, but there was a point in history where babies just magically appeared. It's…

"Someone." Thanks, broseph.

What? We can't talk about sewing here just because it's a sports blog? I was just trying to be honest about my appreciation for the sewing machine, man. You are the last person I thought would judge me about something like this.

I don't know if you're being serious or not. But, I have always been baffled by the fact that a sewing machine works. I've watched them in motion and had how they work explained to me over and over, but I just can't make it make sense. I can't see how the string is being pushed through the fabric by the machine. It…

You know, this is probably the seventh story I've heard where this same exact thing happened. It's like a moo goo gai pandemic or something.

This.

That is so good.

Man, you're missing out. I think it's probably better than the Office ever was. I understand the annoyance with Amy Poehler. She's the main character and probably the only thing that actually detracts from the show.

Let me know what's worse: Whitney, or getting hit by a car.

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being the absolute worst thing in the world and 10 being equivalent to having a fingernail ripped off, how bad will The Office be without Steve Carell?

Holy shit, that's funny.

Funny that Gerard is leading this campaign. One of the reasons my parents could never get me on a proper diet was because I was too Piqué.

That last clip is from Talladega in 1998. Included among the pre-race festivities was a Harvey Danger concert.

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That is pretty awesome. Frank Caliendo actually did a great Rome segment based on Rome being a florist called "Jim Rome is Blooming," that I'm sure everyone has seen, but I can't seem to find on the internet. If you ain't seen that, you should probably search for it.

I don't really have problems with the videos. But anytime they post legal documents or something, whatever viewer they use decides to just not show anything.

If you want to make that even better, toss a few semi-sweet chocolate chips on there. Good lord, it's awesome.

If I'm gonna go with a graham cracker snack, I'm going all out with the super healthy s'mores trail mix.