I didn't even see it. I was attempting to respond to "." by making a joke about 40,000 women being in the same place. I think I failed at the "joke" part of it though.

How often are you preparing "a snack of graham crackers and peanut butter?" I've never even heard of that.

You know the commentariat. We can't stop without stuffing a few more puns in there.

Exactly. Even without men to riot, the stadium will still end up covered in blood.

+1

I'm pretty sure it's okay to just skip Pearl Jam. Maybe listen to "Jeremy" or whatever, but that's probably all the Eddie Vedder you need.

It's pretty ironic to have a Kiwi sing the Star Spangled Banner while decked out in full Uncle Sam regalia. Especially considering how Xenaphobic this country is.

I did the exact same thing. There's nothing like pissing off twelve year old British kids at 4 in the morning.

Man, college was pretty awesome. Except most of my weekend stories went like this: "I ate breakfast. I played Halo. I ate lunch. I played Halo. I started drinking. I ate dinner. I played Halo and drank some more. I puked in an embarrassing fashion."

Extremely late +1.

Good lord. That's good.

+1

Well, that was a great story. I hope it gets posted at a time when more people can have a chance to read it.

Well then I don't blame him for kidnapping Dan Marino.

It was about a grandpa with dementia being taken down to the field and watching BP at a Brewers game, and Mark Kotsay being a great guy. Then the grandpa died. I was gonna make a joke about grandpa starting the website peeyourpantsfortheBrewers.com. It would've been awesome.

One of the most disappointing things about Deadspin for me is that al pastor gets no love.

I was just imagining this whole thread taking place on pretty much any other message board on the internet, and how other moderators would handle it. Just begging everyone to not call each other homos all the time and whatnot. It'd be nice to see this discussion on Yahoo or ESPN.

I know what you mean, man. It's way harder to come up with funny crap about a really good, serious story. And those stories usually end up being full of comments that just say, "+1, [insert editor]," which looks a little weird in the context of the site as a whole.

Hey! Remember #classicbaseballliterature??? That was awesome!

Probably for the best. I had a pretty good joke ready to go that would have gotten me in trouble.