Part of the reason I agreed to go was that I assumed food and booze were included. Last night I found out they might not be. I don't know what I'll do if I have to pay for beer at this thing. I'm pretty sure I'll need it.

So, I am about to go to a real life WNBA game. And, not to brag, but I'll be sitting in a luxury box. Now, I know that sitting in a luxury box at a WNBA game is like... well, sitting in a luxury box at a WNBA game. But, it still has to be a good time, right? Anyone ever been to a game?

Not surprising. I'm really uncomfortable with the idea of kissing mon fils when he gets older. And I don't even have kids yet.

I understand the need to be particular about these things, but I think NASA went a little too far when they printed up 500 "Naut Here" markers during the Columbia investigation.

+1

A white Kid and Lady hanging with 5 coloreds? Dream = reality.

Although I applaud his effort on the diving attempt to dig the ball out and save that lady, I also have to say that Karch Karaly has really let himself go since his retirement.

Congratulations, man! I still have to wait another two and a half months to get my results back. So annoying to need a job so badly and have no one want to hire you until results come out.

What?! You're in law school now, why are you on the internet??? You should be in the library studying. That's what all the gunners are doing, and you can't let them take all the good grades.

I have a hard time believing that the first 822 BrewerGirl twitter handles were taken.

Hey, remember when the Pirates were in first place? That was pretty cute.

I want some butts!

My beloved Aston Villa helped proved the world with one of the most boring games of all time today. Tomorrow should be infinitely better.

30 seconds, we went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "where'd he go?!" Hollywood says, "WHERE'D WHO GOOOOOOO?!??!?!?!"

Even though everyone seems to agree that you suck at commenting, I still think you're funny. Don't let them get you down, bud!

I apologize. I ain't been around too much lately, so things have been kind of crappy around here.

[Beaten to it. Again.]

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I can't believe you just said dick and balls to a lady.

The only Vonnegut book I had ever read was Slaughterhouse Five, and my friends talked about him all the time. So about a year ago I decided I needed to read more. Read about six of his books over the course of two or three weeks and loved them all. Now I can't remember which was which. But, damn if his books aren't…