I hate you for making me laugh at that.

There wasn't really any confusion. I know you think I'm awesome, bro.

Man, I seriously need to re-read Catch-22. So good.

Man, I just got so pissed at Phin when I saw that comment. Then I remembered that I'm hilarious (not really true) and there are a bunch of SSE's around here. He's pretty lucky I'm not sure whether he's talking about me or not.

On some players it makes a huge difference, some not so much. But generally there's a pretty noticeable difference. My copy of The Book* is in my car, so I can't give you the exact numbers, but he's got a whole chapter on it in there. If you want to get more SABR nerdy and haven't already, you should read that and…

#2 is amazing. I've never heard of it actually happening until now. But a lot of SABR dorks think that the best strategy is to have two pitchers in the game, so that you can get the righty-righty/lefty-lefty match up every at bat. In theory, if the pitchers are replacement level defenders, the amount of runs saved by…

Toward the end, Confused Old Man on a Rascal was a frequently used code word of Dr. Conrad Murray.

Maybe we shouldn't be giving Michael J. Fox a hat cam for filming commercials.

+1

Saw that this morning. Was all excited to post it here, then completely forgot about it. KT had talked about it a while back, but I had no idea it was for the video. So awesome to see Eschaton brought to life.

From my year I can only think of a couple, although a girl two years older than me got murdered by her boyfriend (who also went to my high school) when he found out she was cheating on him. And a kid from my middle school got killed along with his mom and his dog by the mom's ex-boyfriend, who then went home and…

What up DUANtanamo Bay?! Tomorrow I'm starting a sailing class. 5 Sundays in a row of nonstop sailing. I am so stoked. Also, I apologize for not being around lately, either during the day or at night. I know my shitty jokes and bad DUAN stories are seriously missed.

Maybe taking this prank to the next level was a bad idea.

I really enjoyed it. Basically just a really complex quad. I'm not as into Belgians as I once was, so I can't say that it's my favorite of all time, but it was pretty damn good. I'm in a phase where I need west coast IPA's, and beers that aren't drowning in hops just don't do it for me like they used to.

So, I have a bottle of Westvleteren 12 in my fridge. This has never happened before. From the time I learned that beer could actually taste good, I've wanted to get my hands on one, and tonight I'm finally going to try it. Anyone else ever had it? Am I about to be massively let down?

How many dudes does Analysis Rube's mom want inside her? You can never fucking tell, it's always plus one.

Nice try, toots. Only swimming for 29 hours? Maybe leave this kind of thing for the men next time.

Whoa. Just blew my mind. It's crazy that some people are so old, and some people are so young.

Wait... I thought you were younger than IMG. This makes it sound like you're much older.

Celebrating is the wrong word. We were just hanging out. And, even if we were, you of all people should know how tough it is in the IE, man.