That's pretty good. I once had a similar thing where a security guard tried to keep me out of a Ralphs because the local high school had just gotten out and they didn't want kids in there. I think I was 20 at the time. Looking young is sometimes a huge pain in the ass.

Yeah, that was amazing. I actually laughed really hard when he said that. The best part is that this guy was maybe 20 years old. Three of us are 26, and we were hanging out to celebrate our friend's 28th birthday. When I imagined my life at 26, it did not involve getting kicked out of malls by dickhead security guards.

Run in with the man DUAN

My only thought is that this dude is fucking HILARIOUS in real life, and just expects the same of others. I'm talking, like, Dane Cook level funny. Not everyone can live up to those high standards, man. So he needs to just chill out.

I'm not surprised by this at all, considering Mead's long history of trapping and keeping.

I should have specified. If you eat plain ass normal frozen yogurt Pinkberry type flavor, that is gross, and totally unmanly.

As opposed to what? Ice cream?

I've heard good things about O, too. I know I've seen a few of their shows, but I can't remember which ones. They're all basically a bunch of weird shit with some acrobats thrown in. This one also had some boobs, though. So that was nice.

So I just got back from a couple days in Vegas. Was at the mall there and met Ken Norton and Leon Spinks. They were signing autographs for thirty bucks a piece and looking very broke. Pretty depressing stuff.

Somehow I had yet to heart you. This made me remember that I needed to.

I am the exact same way. Haven't played in the last few years, but played relatively seriously for 7 or so years before that. I could shred Van Halen all day, but ask me to play a simple G-C-D progression and sing over it, and I would completely fall apart. Same thing kept me from playing piano, because I could never…

I just wanted to share a similarly insane story. A bunch of my friends live in downtown LA, where recently a woman grabbed a baby out of a stroller, slammed it against a car and then tried to break the baby's arm off because she wanted to eat it. My story has nothing to do with that though.

Yeah, I think Adam Richman is actually a cool guy. He has to ham it up for TV, but I don't think he's a real life douche, the way Guy Fieri is.

+1, bro. I laughed pretty hard.

I'm too tired to get this. I need to metatate on it.

This might be a little too meta, but... *gives you a handjob*

Damn, dude. I need to do those one day. For some reason it's the one thing my girlfriend is a serious buzzkill about. I can't even bring it up without starting a crazy ass fight. And given that you need a full day to experience it, it's the kind of thing that's tough to hide from someone.

Wow. That's awesome. I have to wait until the week before Thanksgiving. So if I fail, I'll be able to disappoint my whole family all at once. It's the perfect plan that California rigged up.

Congrats to you, bro. Do you have to wait until November for your results too?

Congrats, man. Get some sleep.