Coincidentally, When We Want the Gunter's Opinion, We'll Ask For it is the title of Monica Seles' upcoming autobiography.

Wow. +1

I guess that's cool if you like your Paganini played slowly. If you want it played crazy fast, you need Yngwie.

This is what he's really famous for. Doing stuff that looks awesome but sounds fucking awful.

Blech.

It's up on MLB.com. That is seriously disgusting, but pretty awesome that he slammed it back in to place.

That's surprisingly close. They were actually attacked by dive-bombing snipes. And what made it so crazy is that they were snipes which aren't even native to the region! I was all, "what the hell are you doing outside of New Zealand, bird?"

Yeah, man. I was blown away when [redacted] and everybody else [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted]. I was like, "how the hell did that even happen?" Did not see that coming at all.

the 'Big 2.' They will be back.

Only going to 2 or 3 is amateur stuff, man.

Yeah, I did BarBri. I definitely need the structure of something like that, because I'm an incredibly lazy person. It's expensive, but hopefully it'll pay off.

Why is Blues music better than everything else?

That's crazy that you guys have a separate procedure test. I'm taking the CA Bar next week, and Demon Deacon Blues is taking some other state that I can never remember. There might be one or two more of us but studying has made me too dumb to remember anything else. Luckily for me the exam is a one block walk from my…

Man, I totally forgot about that story. That article is fascinating.

I just saw that. It actually made the local news here in LA. Must be a pretty big haboob if they're talking about it out here.

Not to thread jack this dude, but I was curious about how your flood situation worked out, man.

Also, was Chris Kluwe's cousin's last name Kluwe? That could be a good time. "I'll take... a handjob. In the kitchen. With the non-scented massage oil."

I once skull-fucked Ted Williams.

Where's Roughing the Pastor when we need him?

Ethan Suplee, of "the fat guy from American History X/Mallrats" fame, and now on Wilfred, lost about 200 pounds. And he doesn't look all gnarly the way Jonah Hill does. He actually did it over several years, the healthy way. Pretty impressive.