I can't remember where you're from. If you're like me and from a state that doesn't let you have cool guns, you can go shoot an AK-47, or whatever the hell else you want if you head down Tropicana a little ways.

You're crazy. There are WAY better places to get meth than Fontana.

Doesn't your firm make you carry a blackberry everywhere you go? Snap a picture on that, dude.

I'm from the IE, so I'm allowed to call it that.

Go see Carrot Top. Duh.

CARMAGEDDON!!!

You'd think so, but the union is seriously bolstered by their ability to sit down and talk turkey.

Robot Voice: I ain't blowing in that (expletive) tube, so you can stick it up your (expletive).

Wow. I have never seen that abbreviation before. I'm gonna have to start getting those so I can use it.

Your little lady's parents were cool with you keeping her out this late on a weeknight? Or is it okay because it's summer and she doesn't have school tomorrow?

I'm guessing he's really fat, and that's why he doesn't like the Kirstie Alley jokes. He needs to work on his own issues, and accept himself before he comes on deadspin trying to take fat jokes out of the world.

He must hate Rent or something, and he's sick of MKM talking about how great it is all the time.

I agree with Phin. This will be the only time that happens.

That's actually my first significant sports memory too. Except I was in no way connected to either team, so I got to just think it was cool.

I can't believe it took you this long, man. Congrats.

Also, you noted this, but it is an absolute must to seriously up your water intake when you're taking this shit. A gallon a day is the bare minimum you should be drinking. It's pretty annoying to pee fifty times in one day, but it's worth it in the gym.

True. I've had some types of creatine that seriously fuck up my stomach, though. And creatine mono is on that list, so I try to stay away from it. The stuff I use is thirty bucks or so and lasts like three months. Not a bad deal, even though it's nowhere near as cheap as the generic creatine mono.

I've taken most products that exist. My go to pre-workout supplement is Controlled Labs' White Flood, and for my creatine I use their Green Mag. I'm just a big fan of their products in general.

Sounds like you won't have drywall in your bedroom for too much longer! [rimshot]

I got approved on my first try by G.O.B.: Come on! on a decent Wake Forest joke. Then I was just awful for about a month until I figured out what actually goes on here.