Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Personally, I’m disappointed that he didn’t try to pick up the bag and run to third.

Full disclosure: I thought of that line years ago, and have been waiting for a reason to use it. 

I give my monthly Twitch Prime sub to small streamers that truly appreciate the gesture.

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

“That’s something that you really can’t replicate even on a rehab assignment, because the game is so different”

I know this will come off cynical, but isn’t it simply because we (rightfully) value human life way more than the lives of animals? My dog is a “member of my family,” but in an emergency she is a second thought to any human life that I could save. The urge to preserve life has a hierarchy, like it or not. And my dog…

I’m fine with three cheese pizza. My problem is that the author, in ardent support of St. Louis pizza described it as Velveeta.

The deal was consummated at 11:30 p.m. PDT, per Pelissero, and Wilson tweeted about it soon afterward as he lay in bed with Ciara

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

The person he sold it to later realized it didn’t work right and accused Adel of selling him a lemon.

He should’ve just put an Apple sticker on an iPhone and try to self checkout with it.

There was a comic adaptation a few years back of the original teleplay.

There was a comic adaptation a few years back of the original teleplay.

More expensive, but I think the graphic novel that was adapted from this is worth picking up if you’re interested - https://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-City-Edge-Forever/dp/1631402064

More expensive, but I think the graphic novel that was adapted from this is worth picking up if you’re interested - h…

Technically you could be a widowed dad at 18. But it would take a lot of work and most teens these days don’t want to put in that kind of effort.

Peeps need to be stale - like aged for a month or two* after purchase until they get firmer - to be properly enjoyed. They need to take on the texture that small marshmallows have when you buy them. They should snap a bit when you bite into them. It’s all about tooth feel - the grit of the sugar followed by a good fi…