I’ve been playing as the Reverse-Flash for centuries.

There’s no way the IT guys would be okay with getting that much grit on the keyboard.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

#starwarsjacketspeculation

The Cards kicking the Cubs out of the playoffs will be especially sweet.

The whole banner of Marvel’s connected live action stuff is referred to as the Marvel Cinematic Universe, regardless of the actual format, so yeah.

Comic. Fucking. Sans

So that’s why dogs are always sniffing anises.

There was only one time I ever would’ve straight refused to get a customer what they ordered, and that time was the legendary day when one restaurant I was working at had “French Onion Cheddar” as the soup of the day. It was literally onion soup with nacho cheese in it. At the morning lineup, I was the only server…

“What sense any of this makes is beyond us, but listen for yourself:”

Are you Dominican, by any chance?..

I WAS THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS, YO.

The Hobbit crossover at least made some sense, since hobbits love food, and there was an actual style of cuisine they could pull inspiration from.

I was annoyed long before it started and decided to completely sit this out. So I appreciate the updates!

Quick, to the Nissan Versa!

Could it perhaps be a Society dedicated to Justice? Or is that still too close for the movie branding?

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

Awww, such a missed opportunity.

She's a Secret Agent, Man!