Eeeeh… I think my other project, Steph Leppard, would be better suited to penis drumming. Their setlist is a little more appropriate to someone limited to drumming with one appendage.

It's a shame that US employment law only applies to indentured servants.

Title: Game Over: How Nintendo Zapped an American Industry, Captured Your Dollars, and Enslaved Your Children

Just cause someone will.

The worst part about baseball starting again is the constant Cardinal trolling by deadspin. See ya in November.

Why is that surprising? Most of the time people are defended by Richard Sherman.

If Austria wants to maintain its composer, it should make a Liszt.

Yeah, I saw that too. It's still a perfect choice, both for the Jedi/Patriot duality and the fact you've got someone in a ratty-ass hoodie.

I just don't hold tiny humans. Problem solved.

Buccaneers (staph change)

Richardson's effort at biting satire is uneven at best, which I suppose should be expected from a Brit.

All "Omaha" is is an easily understandable code word that won't be mistaken for anything else such as "Chicago," "Los Angeles" or "Cleveland" for that matter.

Birdman isn't copyright infringement? He's an attorney, he should be all over this.

"I think the whole thing is a bit Sideways,"

And yet, under Russian law, this is only the second-worst crime to appear on Deadspin today.

Obligatory:

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

That is the dumbest thought anyone has ever had.

[chirp]

Ahh. Yea. It's GOOD. I'm more partial to the completely accidental, broken-play fumble recovery where they have to rumble through a handful of DBs and collapse in a heap in the end zone. That's just more fat guy-ish.