Wait, what meat has starch in it?

I had no idea that wasn’t just a thing from old movies.

That says a lot to my lifetime poverty level. Ritziest place I’ve eaten is the fancy restaurant at the casino, and they definitely didn’t have a washroom attendant. Also what the hell is a washroom? That’s not a word I’ve said out loud in my life.

This whole story…

That’s how I was with Firefly. I had spent years being told it’s the greatest thing and when I saw it I was like oh...no thanks. I have friends that haven’t seen Star Wars and they know that if they saw it now they wouldn’t particularly enjoy it. And it’s not like if you haven’t seen it you aren’t still familiar with…

Question: if these are preorders that shipped, then how would this affect a book store’s sales? People already decided that they were going to order it from Amazon.

Somehow, only just now did I realize the puns to be made about the Portland Trail Blazers. Must have been too high to think of it before.

Could be worse. I willingly took him forth overall yesterday on the basis of the fact that yesterday the word was that the deal was nearly done.

I mean, I went with the St. Louis Battlehawks this year. I get an A for effort.

That’s what the XFL is: the participation sticker of leagues.

So, what exactly is the streak you mention and never define?

The tagline for Ravenous is “You are WHO you eat”.

I notice a lot of little errors in posts on these sites. Do you guys need a copy editor?

As an addict, sometimes the best option is to not have the option. If someone buys this to force themselves away from being a phone addict, then giving them the option to at any time download apps is not going to help.

I read driving as in, the millenials are transporting vets around to do mass shootings.

Sounds like you’ve been watching The Good Place.

We played HARDCORE CTF once at camp. On a farm, in the middle of the night. Each cabin was a unit. Each unit had a rough map and a single flashlight. There were various objectives to capture. You could “tag” a unit by your entire unit popping up and shining a flashlight on them before you could do the same to them. So…

Probably the same crack.

Looks like an old towel to me.

Freeze and Two-Face are low key the best Bats protagonists because they’re villains you can understand. In fact, Bats has been known to help Freeze out when his goal is just to be helping his wife, if it will keep him from breaking the law instead.

I get asked how to spell “Armstrong”. I don’t know, like the two words it’s made up of? Like the multiple celebrities you can think of also named Armstrong?

Bob Uecker: And no question, Leela, the first woman ever to reach the Majors, will go down as the single worst player in the history of blernsball! And yet tonight we have witnessed the beginning of a great career for the first woman to play the sport well — Jackie Anderson!

I see what you did there.