BattleHawk sounds like a ripoff GI Joe or something. “With dome-abandoning action feature!”

The Monstars?

But only stormtroopers are so precise! Though that only seems to apply to redshirts and Jawas.

SERIOUSLY what is a discipline clerk? Like do they sit you down in front of them and say what happened and they just dole out punishment? Is this a job? Do they have OTHER responsibilities?

the FUCK is a “school discipline clerk”?

I’m always amazed when I’m reminded how thin white hair is. Everyone that’s touched mine loves how thick it is and I’m used to it so it surprises me to learn that I’m an outlier.

Croutons are an awesome snack.

Right, but I’ve been to a few places that take your food back and box it for you nicely. I’ve even had places that added some bread and butter, or if there’s a sauce with the meal include it separately. But I don’t think there was ever anyone stopping you from pulling out a container and doing it yourself at a casual…

A “trailer park” is not the same thing at all though. A trailer as a mobile home is not the same as a “trailer park trailer” which are basically prefabricated homes meant to be parked permanently.

This is more tasteful than 95% of RVs.

I wish we had Hy-Vee. I miss that from when I lived in CoMO. Dierbergs and Schnucks are both too damn expensive but I’m sort of stuck going there for anything Aldi doesn’t have.

A couple of years ago they pledged to not change prices for an entire year as all the fast food places lost their large dollar menus and 4 dollar meals.

They take/took multiple coupons as well, and we were always loaded with coupons. Lots of free side or 5 dollar meal coupons.

I can’t fold shirts. Any time I try I have to follow a video and the result is always sad and uneven. I hang my tshirts up and the lack of folding extends to the rest of my clothes because I’m lazy - socks and underwear just get thrown in a drawer, and my bottom drawer is just my spare sheets thrown in there because I…

Shoulda gone with an orange scheme. Nickname? Tang.

So because we’re not at the top of a list it’s not an issue?

But one day I aspire to be so rich that I’d be taxed, and thus I cannot support the idea now even though fixing inequality would help slightly increase the chance I actually got that rich!

- Every republican family member I have

I had a customer at Walmart complain to my manager because I didn’t card her for a bottle of wine. Not in a “you should card everyone” way but that...I guess by me carding her she’d feel younger than she is? Not my fault I can tell you’re like 38.

Went my parents took me to the casino for my 18th the security guard couldn’t get my brand new ID to scan on his first attempt and said that he’d be confiscating my card if it didn’t work the second time. My parents asked him why they would be trying to smuggle their underage child into a casino. Also, I feel like…

Literally the current issue of Punisher deals with this.

Buddig already does this. It’s like less than a dollar for I think 4 ounces of meat?