I can’t fold shirts. Any time I try I have to follow a video and the result is always sad and uneven. I hang my tshirts up and the lack of folding extends to the rest of my clothes because I’m lazy - socks and underwear just get thrown in a drawer, and my bottom drawer is just my spare sheets thrown in there because I…

Shoulda gone with an orange scheme. Nickname? Tang.

So because we’re not at the top of a list it’s not an issue?

But one day I aspire to be so rich that I’d be taxed, and thus I cannot support the idea now even though fixing inequality would help slightly increase the chance I actually got that rich!

- Every republican family member I have

I had a customer at Walmart complain to my manager because I didn’t card her for a bottle of wine. Not in a “you should card everyone” way but that...I guess by me carding her she’d feel younger than she is? Not my fault I can tell you’re like 38.

Went my parents took me to the casino for my 18th the security guard couldn’t get my brand new ID to scan on his first attempt and said that he’d be confiscating my card if it didn’t work the second time. My parents asked him why they would be trying to smuggle their underage child into a casino. Also, I feel like…

Literally the current issue of Punisher deals with this.

Buddig already does this. It’s like less than a dollar for I think 4 ounces of meat?

Cornhole.

I came here to mention this like “there’s already a national chain that...came up with this idea so why does this exist as glorified PR for Pizza Hut?”

It makes sense, with our knowledge of pathogens and the like nowadays, to isolate anyone that’s been to an unknown area. Better to be proactive than reactive. It’d also be helpful even if they had encountered something that wasn’t harmful - you’d want as much proof as possible that it truly came from the moon and…

Yeah, and this is all following massive sustained rains and flooding here in Missouri. I just opened my patio door and it felt like I was standing in front of a jet exhaust or something. I’ve been rationing food a bit to avoid having to go outside (no car, so I’m trying to avoid having to commute to the store or…

“We never wanted to leave but you took us away in the first place!”

So Clorox wipes are allowed on planes but not a water bottle, got it.

He’s 4000% stable.

My 05 Jetta also had the mirror sun screen. So that was nothing fancy. I assume all VWs of the era did.

She did indeed brcome famouse.

Don’t worry, white doesn’t look good on anyone.

Don’t worry, white doesn’t look good on anyone.

I’ve been reminding all the trolls and otherwise horrible people that are ripping on the WNT that the MNT is about to lose to a bunch of Mexicans that legally came to Chicago.