TWIST: I’d save the corporation because they’re people too! The SECRET COKE RECIPE is worth at least a lifeboat full of lives, I’m sure that most Coke addicts would say.

My plan is just to have a gun in this lifeboat scenario so when someone says they won’t save me over their dog I can shoot the dog and make it a moot…

My eyes glazed at “as a vegan”

I will be damned in an emergency if someone tells me “sorry we can’t fit you, our dog who is OUR CHILD gets your seat.”

We cannot end racism in private.
Racists interact with children in private.
This will always be an issue.

I mean, as a kid I asked my mom why some people said African-American if I can’t be sure if they’re from America. I was also not a toddler who could have just as easily said FUCKHEADS DADA and it would have meant…

The amount of times I’ve been starving and as I was cleaning up and there was half of their uneaten spring rolls/cheese sticks just sitting there...

Yeah, I’m thinking more on the blow-up pool toy end of the quality scale compared to a water bed.

I had people somehow bring in entire bags of chicken and sides, with boxes and foam containers and everything. It helped that the theater had tables on every seat so everyone felt like dining.

I yelled A-FORCE and people looked at me weird AND I think it was a gratuitous shot that was jarring when it happened.

I shot my hands up and yelled “A-Force!” and the guy next to me looked at me weird. My theater was SILENT the whole movie. No cheers, no sadness, no anything. People in South County St. Louis are weirdddddd.

Mr Fancy Cheese over here.

Because it just stretches forever and doesn’t bite and pulls off all the toppings. Note that at most pizza chains you don’t get straight moz - “pizza cheese” is also a blended cheese.

Can you please tell me which ingredient is a bunch of chemicals not normally used in cheese? It’s processed in that it’s mixed together consistently, not that they add a bunch of junk. I mean, sodium phosphate? But it’s not like that isn’t in other foods I eat.

I also do not understand where the plastic and gummy comes from. I have never tasted that on a St. Louis pizza! I have tasted that on regular pizza!

Because none of those cheese singularly exhibited the perfect properties for our pizza. So we combined them to get the best of all three! What if I just used all three separately, would that make you happy?

Deep-fried!

In MO your ID has a barcode that can be scanned.

Fun fact: when I went to a casino when I was of age with my parents my ID didn’t scan properly the first time and the guard said “if it doesn’t work a second time I have to confiscate it”. I had just gotten it that week.

Some states also only sell liquor in state-ran stores, and some will let you buy a single can of beer at a gas station. It’s all different. I’ve NEVER been carded for a lottery ticket. A lot of grocery stores here no longer sell scratchers over the counter, and the new generation of machines we have even take…

It’s a state-by-state thing. I think Virginia? has instant tickets you can buy at the gas pump - you hit a button, it charges your card, and it prints out like a tic-tac-toe box with random spots marked and a prize, and if it prints out a line you win that prize. That sounds dumb, but some people buy tickets and scan…

If I’m gonna buy a couple of bucks worth and I don’t have the info, I also go for the the tickets with the smaller grand prizes. Missouri usually have like a “Super 888s” with an $888 prize that I feel I have better odds of winning than 2500-5000. There’s also generally more mid-tier prizes in those lower ones, which…

So, what exactly did he spoil? Now that I’ve seen the film I’m of the opinion that nothing that happened would have been a spoiler to me if I had learned it already, because 1. the film did more or less what I expected and 2. when it didn’t, it was easy enough to see coming that I was mouthing some lines before they…