This also has that gift card kinda bonus, where all that leftover change gets forgotten. (Put 20 on a card, buy a beer and a hot dog, and what are you going to spend that last 2 dollars on?)

Thatchback? Watch out for Trogdor.

Who’s the guy that runs in at the end of the second tweet? He looks like an extra from The Fifth Element.

See: when we broke Hollywood from owning their own theaters.

Though as we’ve seen with most near-monopolies, break them and they’ll find ways to reform.

And free hats.

I snap up a few boxes on holidays and save them for throughout the year.

I don’t get Peeps haters - What’s so gross about marshmallow and sugar? It’s not like your other candies are more sophisticated or something.

I have NEVER seen Sixlets for sale outside of bags of the little tubes of them during halloween.

I was able to read in preschool. In Kindergarten this was recognized and I was able to get into my district’s gifted program (the test required you to read). This was a huge benefit to me. Except being the “smart kid” sorta sucked once I got to college, because I never developed study skills. So sometimes, being…

What, you don’t believe in immaculate conception?

Just ask Tommy Pham.

Some people legitimately believe that global warming is a myth, that petroleum will never run out, it is their right to alter the planet and environment and pollute because there are actually no consequences to their actions. That somehow there’s an “agenda” behind recycling and developing sustainable technologies…

I’m 29, a full-time student, with type 1 diabetes. What the hell am I supposed to do? My state didn’t expand medicaid (Missouri). I managed to get on Mo Healthnet this year, but I lose that next week. I was hospitalized 4 times this year from diabetes. That’s WITH coverage. My own government does not care about my…

I’ve used an M510 for over a decade. Best mouse for the price, wired or not.

I’ve used an M510 for over a decade. Best mouse for the price, wired or not.

Too bad the brief existence of Tim Horton’s in St. Louis ended in failure last year.

I applied to Rice because of the MOB. I didn’t get in. I ended up at Mizzou because it left me in the least debt, but I didn’t join the band because it looked like zero fun.

I don’t take pleasure from their failures the same way I do when the Cubs lose. But I did not stay a fan - I was a fan of St. Louis’ football team, not the Rams organization.

When he wouldn’t even shake Hillary’s hand, I threw up my own and started asking everyone “how does this man expect to handle diplomacy with foreign nations if he can’t even get off his high horse to shake his opponent’s hand?”

The answer seems to be that he’s just going to do whatever he wants. I’m not surprised.

They did, because they were on the edge of bankruptcy. The thinking was “we’re not using these rights, so let’s sell them so we can keep the lights on!”