...who is it that wants to live in DC?

I’d still rather have it for channel-flipping ease. My Charter box has my local networks at like 700-715, Cartoon Network is 720ish, ESPN is 800, FSMW is 820ish, and between those is a mix of other sports. And then Comedy Central is 880-something. So 720-800 and 830-880 are filled with all the crap I’ll never ever…

I very much read it to mean “victim” in the sense of “victim to my team making slightly fewer giant stacks of cash than other teams because I never cared about making those stacks of cash in St. Louis to begin with”.

If it’s like Walmart, they have a bottle of windex and a roll of paper towels to work with.

Does Venture Bros not get a nod because it could conceivably exist on some other, less-weird network?

I loved the Garand back in Day of Defeat/Enemy Territory/CoD1 and 2. I was really good at using the M7 attachment to ricochet grenades into windows and door frames, too.

My TV has a LED to signal that it’s not on...I just covered it with a bit of electrical tape. Same with my PC speakers. More annoying is my Wii U, because I can’t really cover the lights without blocking the buttons on the front.

They sent them out to the Nintendo email list.

I always crack an egg in my cup ramen before adding the water. Effortless shot of extra protein.

I know how it goes - in opposite. It feels like with the various other chronic diseases I have, my body rewards me for being a horrible brusher (not even once a day) and flosser (um...whenever something feels stuck between my teeth) by having only let me have 1 cavity in my 26 years, when I was 7ish.

Kraven.

This will just make the wait for 2016 all the sweeter.

As someone that is no longer unbeaten because of that no-call, I strongly agree.

“Hey, you want some vanilla?” “Yeah, you got brown?” “No but we have red and mint.”

When I worked at Domino’s, our franchise had a 45 second long spiel when you called that was like “thank you for calling Domino’s Pizza” and would talk about the specials and whatever new menu products. 3-4 minutes into arguing that we don’t have stuffed crust pizza despite this person having gotten it last week from…

Had customers complain about pizza size. Mainly “well the pizza was bigger last time!” or “It’s not the size of the box!” Well, the dough balls we got were dropped in a tray in a factory. It’s possible the dough wasn’t proofed correctly (which can happen, our store had no climate control and sometimes dough would have…

It’s no different from lowering your voice and being like “um...you’ve got something in your teeth”. The person might be embarrassed, but ultimately you were just helping them out.

Give it to her when she’s 18. Offer to go to a park or some crap and smoke her up. Make it a bonding moment, being there for her first high. Leave some music playing and lay on the hood of the car in the evening. Basically the idea should be to say that “if you want to smoke, you do it because you want to get high and…

I’ve lived with people that take showers so hot that I’m pretty sure half of the moisture they leave is from humidity. I don’t know how they can/why they want to shower that hot, but once I start seeing mold appear above the tub I assume it’s the person that has a sauna-like cloud of mist appear as they leave the…

I do the Fight Club thing, where I never answer my phone (unless I’m expecting a call or it’s my mom/grandparents/etc). You can leave a message if it’s that important and I’ll call you back, and if you don’t leave a message I’m going to assume you’re a bill collector or it’s not important. My rule of thumb is that if…