yeah, the shop we take my Jetta to only works on it as a favor (friend of my dad’s) and there’s only so much he can even do, like he doesn’t have the hardware to do many things.

It probably is. But the difference is that I sit down on Sunday and Monday night and WATCH football - I turn on baseball and do other stuff. Not complaining about either.

Squirrel Girl is the best hero ever. She stopped him from eating Earth and had a heart-to-heart with him and now they’re bros and he wants to be cool with her. That’s my head canon.

Always tip on regular price. If you’re already saving money, you can afford to. I always hated that our franchise gave hotels free 1 topping medium pizza vouchers (assuming they’d order more, and they never did) because that was always a no-tip. And the hotels were at the edge of our delivery zone. Some half-dressed…

Yes, tip on regular prices. You’re already saving money, so why not? Like, when I get my free Denny’s breakfast, I just leave a five. That’s about what it would have cost me anyway, and I generally don’t need even a refill on my beverage. I just ask that when you see me (mid 20s, wearing a tshirt and I have an unkempt…

To be fair if this is like any restaurant I’ve ever known, that food got devoured by 5 different people like vultures as soon as it got taken back to the kitchen. Free food is sometimes better than a big tip...

When I was at Domino’s, our front counter registers were also where the phones were. So I had just hung up and was finishing entering the details on the order when a younger girl walks in and says she wants to give me something. I’m like okayyyyy...and she hands me a business card thing and leaves. It has a metal…

I mean, I get it. I dropped ASM and Thor when Secret Wars started, and my DC books are Flash and Gotham by Midnight for a while now. I’ve stuck with Ms. Marvel and Squirrel Girl, and I’ve been picking up Starfire (which is rumored to be ending soon :( ) but in general I pick and choose with events and defined arcs and…

Right, it’s tricky. Especially for an endangered species, a zoo does a double duty of preserving that species and making people aware and hopefully getting them to contribute to conservation efforts. It’s a very fine line to try and walk between penning up a creature for human amusement, human education, and…

I meant more currently ongoing stuff. The staff read a lot of things because they can just borrow copies, but the core dozen or two customers like me that go up and just hang out, we’re all pretty diverse. I guess my point was more that when we do talk about books, it’s either news (can you believe Jim Lee is doing…

I 100% gurantee that this was typed in Microsoft Word immediately after finishing a fundraiser flyer while she was drinking $5 dollar wine in sweatpants on the couch watching Bones.

I mean to be fair, there are some people that want to read comics and don’t want to take up the room of collecting them if they wish to re-read them. Or be able to have them available anywhere. Or read random comic X from 1984 without hunting down a copy and spending 5 bucks on it. I guess ereaders are dumb too,…

As detailed above, it’s super-expensive and relatively hard to even find a shop that isn’t full of hires off-the-street that doesn’t have the right parts and they’re just pulling a manual off the shelf and winging it with whatever they have. Also, they’re built in Mexico. But seriously, I’ve been driving with a…

yeah, my college-gift 2005 Jetta...let’s see, about this time last year the engine light came on. Apparently an O2 sensor? Still haven’t fixed that. ABS light came on in the spring, headliner is about half-detached in the back and won’t stay up with either glue or tape, and about 1/3rd of the time I turn it on I can…

I’ve been saving a joint because I’m looking for a job but I guess it’s cool if I just go smoke it in front of the police station today. Man, I had WAY different plans for the day but Huckabee changed all that. Also I’m not really feeling wearing pants...

When you close at Domino’s, the following sequence of events happen:
You either wait for the manager to submit the time clocks with an accurate time AFTER everything’s done, or they estimate a time and submit it an hour ago and get on to other stuff. (So basically you’re only getting paid for their estimated time). We…

House rules for SSB: Grabbing stickers/CDs when they appear are priority #1, and everyone suicides when a Goldeen appears.

We just got a puppy that looks like that a few months ago (rescue dog) and he tries to get out any way he can with my parents, but when they leave he’s fine with me. I think he just doesn’t like my dad.

Don’t mess with moose. My mom told me that she knows someone that moved to Alaska (for some reason) and they had to call in to their kid’s school that they were moosed in - a moose was standing on their porch all morning, and apparently they can EASILY kill you.

Gotta love the “I’m allergic to things I don’t like” excuse. Had a girl order a sandwich at my Dominos, waited for it to come out, then was like “oh I’m allergic to onion can you make me one without onion?” Manager said sure, but she insisted on keeping the first sandwich. So manager changed his mind - he was only…