I mean to be fair, there are some people that want to read comics and don’t want to take up the room of collecting them if they wish to re-read them. Or be able to have them available anywhere. Or read random comic X from 1984 without hunting down a copy and spending 5 bucks on it. I guess ereaders are dumb too,…

As detailed above, it’s super-expensive and relatively hard to even find a shop that isn’t full of hires off-the-street that doesn’t have the right parts and they’re just pulling a manual off the shelf and winging it with whatever they have. Also, they’re built in Mexico. But seriously, I’ve been driving with a…

yeah, my college-gift 2005 Jetta...let’s see, about this time last year the engine light came on. Apparently an O2 sensor? Still haven’t fixed that. ABS light came on in the spring, headliner is about half-detached in the back and won’t stay up with either glue or tape, and about 1/3rd of the time I turn it on I can…

I’ve been saving a joint because I’m looking for a job but I guess it’s cool if I just go smoke it in front of the police station today. Man, I had WAY different plans for the day but Huckabee changed all that. Also I’m not really feeling wearing pants...

When you close at Domino’s, the following sequence of events happen:
You either wait for the manager to submit the time clocks with an accurate time AFTER everything’s done, or they estimate a time and submit it an hour ago and get on to other stuff. (So basically you’re only getting paid for their estimated time). We…

House rules for SSB: Grabbing stickers/CDs when they appear are priority #1, and everyone suicides when a Goldeen appears.

We just got a puppy that looks like that a few months ago (rescue dog) and he tries to get out any way he can with my parents, but when they leave he’s fine with me. I think he just doesn’t like my dad.

Don’t mess with moose. My mom told me that she knows someone that moved to Alaska (for some reason) and they had to call in to their kid’s school that they were moosed in - a moose was standing on their porch all morning, and apparently they can EASILY kill you.

Gotta love the “I’m allergic to things I don’t like” excuse. Had a girl order a sandwich at my Dominos, waited for it to come out, then was like “oh I’m allergic to onion can you make me one without onion?” Manager said sure, but she insisted on keeping the first sandwich. So manager changed his mind - he was only…

Eh, I have to be in the reading mood. And yeah, art has gotten WAY more detailed now that a lot of it is done digitally - it’s easy to spend way more time looking at a panel than just reading. Off the top of my head, New 52 Swamp Thing (and this is one of the more tame spreads from that run):

North actually started doing the little comments on the Adventure Time comic; the new team has continued doing them. But yeah they’re usually pretty good.

No, this was a kid some baddies had. The joke is that at this point (pre-new Secret Wars) in continuity he is indeed dead.

Yes, actually.

I love when people get upset at order times in predictable situations. At Domino’s in a college town on campus people would get angry when we told them before they ordered that it’d be at least an hour wait. They’d be like FINE I’M JUST GOING TO CALL PIZZA HUT INSTEAD. We never told them that this particular Pizza Hut…

Definitely check out his other stuff, there’s good cuts. Though if you’re the kind of person that enjoys Sebastian and Ed Banger productions in general...I’m probably being superfluous.

Also, Jackson and his Computer Band apparently put out a second album in the last year or two...and ummmm Flying Lotus. Just dropping…

When I saw the thumbnail originally I assumed it was the imperial logo, though I still thought it was ugly. Now that I see it’s just a random red circle button? Ew.

Would you say it’s an...Ed Banger?

You overestimate my disposable income.

And here in America we have frozen waffles you can stick in a toaster, smother in butter and syrup/peanut butter and bananas/use as a bun for a breakfast sandwich and consume approximately an entire day’s worth of carbs before you leave the house. And those are the WORST waffles.

I slung pizza in a college town so there’d be people coming in of all fandoms and more than once on a slow day when my manager friend was working with me someone would come in wearing NFL gear for a team we liked, so I’d let him know if the customer wasn’t an asshole and he’d take his time to make a picture-perfect…