Gotta love the “I’m allergic to things I don’t like” excuse. Had a girl order a sandwich at my Dominos, waited for it to come out, then was like “oh I’m allergic to onion can you make me one without onion?” Manager said sure, but she insisted on keeping the first sandwich. So manager changed his mind - he was only…

Eh, I have to be in the reading mood. And yeah, art has gotten WAY more detailed now that a lot of it is done digitally - it’s easy to spend way more time looking at a panel than just reading. Off the top of my head, New 52 Swamp Thing (and this is one of the more tame spreads from that run):

North actually started doing the little comments on the Adventure Time comic; the new team has continued doing them. But yeah they’re usually pretty good.

No, this was a kid some baddies had. The joke is that at this point (pre-new Secret Wars) in continuity he is indeed dead.

Yes, actually.

I love when people get upset at order times in predictable situations. At Domino’s in a college town on campus people would get angry when we told them before they ordered that it’d be at least an hour wait. They’d be like FINE I’M JUST GOING TO CALL PIZZA HUT INSTEAD. We never told them that this particular Pizza Hut…

Definitely check out his other stuff, there’s good cuts. Though if you’re the kind of person that enjoys Sebastian and Ed Banger productions in general...I’m probably being superfluous.

Also, Jackson and his Computer Band apparently put out a second album in the last year or two...and ummmm Flying Lotus. Just dropping…

When I saw the thumbnail originally I assumed it was the imperial logo, though I still thought it was ugly. Now that I see it’s just a random red circle button? Ew.

Would you say it’s an...Ed Banger?

You overestimate my disposable income.

And here in America we have frozen waffles you can stick in a toaster, smother in butter and syrup/peanut butter and bananas/use as a bun for a breakfast sandwich and consume approximately an entire day’s worth of carbs before you leave the house. And those are the WORST waffles.

I slung pizza in a college town so there’d be people coming in of all fandoms and more than once on a slow day when my manager friend was working with me someone would come in wearing NFL gear for a team we liked, so I’d let him know if the customer wasn’t an asshole and he’d take his time to make a picture-perfect…

note that the in-game photage was labelled pre-alpha. If that’s the pre-alpha level then I’m not horribly worried about the final gameplay.

This is making me really bummed that I can’t afford a PS4/PC update. Mirror’s Edge is in my top 5 games ever, and number 1 on my list of under-selling/performing games (Minish Cap is 3 and Amalur is 2). I was sort of hoping it wouldn’t look so great so I could reason my slowness in getting something to play it to…

I’m left handed and I don’t understand lefties that mouse with their left hand (I’m also a nerd that can type faster with just my left hand than you probably can with both hands). Obviously the priority should be the dexterity of the dick hand...I’d almost feel bad for righties if I didn’t have to grow up dealing with…

If it’s a local place that you care about, sure. If it’s a national chain? I don’t care. In fact, if you ask me to suggest something, I’m going to suggest the easiest thing for me and my friends to make. At Domino’s, for instance, I’d always try and steer people away from the artisan pizzas/pan pizzas, and from the…

I think every person should have to work 6 months as a retail cashier and 6 months in food service before they earn the right to work any other job. And they should have to wear a nametag that indicates this, so everyone that’s “passed” this test can feel free to show them how much of an asshole people can be.

Green Eggs and Ham is the best. In kindergarten there was a day when our parents came in and read our favorite book to the class. I grabbed it from my mom and I read it and did different voices for Sam and not-Sam and from that moment forward I was the smart kid in elementary school because I could read before first…

My favorite character is the minigame guy from WW. “Sploosh!” “Yay yay hooray...”

We recently got yelled at for having a pile of sticks and limbs that have fallen off of trees that we can’t cut down because while we have to maintain them, the trees and yard between the sidewalk and street are considered city property. So we moved them on to our empty shed foundation (behind a privacy fence). The…