I have a friend that is creeped out by feet. Like, she doesn’t like to look at her feet in the shower and looks away when she puts socks on. I don’t get it. To me, feet are the same as any body part: they serve a purpose, and can certainly be attractive depending on how aroused I am in the context of who they’re…

You overestimate my disposable income.

And here in America we have frozen waffles you can stick in a toaster, smother in butter and syrup/peanut butter and bananas/use as a bun for a breakfast sandwich and consume approximately an entire day’s worth of carbs before you leave the house. And those are the WORST waffles.

I slung pizza in a college town so there’d be people coming in of all fandoms and more than once on a slow day when my manager friend was working with me someone would come in wearing NFL gear for a team we liked, so I’d let him know if the customer wasn’t an asshole and he’d take his time to make a picture-perfect…

note that the in-game photage was labelled pre-alpha. If that’s the pre-alpha level then I’m not horribly worried about the final gameplay.

This is making me really bummed that I can’t afford a PS4/PC update. Mirror’s Edge is in my top 5 games ever, and number 1 on my list of under-selling/performing games (Minish Cap is 3 and Amalur is 2). I was sort of hoping it wouldn’t look so great so I could reason my slowness in getting something to play it to…

I’m left handed and I don’t understand lefties that mouse with their left hand (I’m also a nerd that can type faster with just my left hand than you probably can with both hands). Obviously the priority should be the dexterity of the dick hand...I’d almost feel bad for righties if I didn’t have to grow up dealing with…

He’s had hair plenty of times.

If it’s a local place that you care about, sure. If it’s a national chain? I don’t care. In fact, if you ask me to suggest something, I’m going to suggest the easiest thing for me and my friends to make. At Domino’s, for instance, I’d always try and steer people away from the artisan pizzas/pan pizzas, and from the…

I think every person should have to work 6 months as a retail cashier and 6 months in food service before they earn the right to work any other job. And they should have to wear a nametag that indicates this, so everyone that’s “passed” this test can feel free to show them how much of an asshole people can be.

That’s funny, because I’ve played a lot of modules where we were in one city, never entered a dungeon, or encountered a dragon. Just last week we ended a section of the story with stopping a cult ritual (which also stopped a different cult hatching fire worms) and then destroying molten glass constructs and stopping…

Well, in the comic, he’s been hired on by Stark because he’s one of the smarter people in the Marvel universe and Tony gets him to un-mask at a press conference as part of the registration act. Obviously the movie is not a direct adaptation, but I’m going to assume that his identity getting out is a major part of his…

Pete and Pete. Adventure Time.

Green Eggs and Ham is the best. In kindergarten there was a day when our parents came in and read our favorite book to the class. I grabbed it from my mom and I read it and did different voices for Sam and not-Sam and from that moment forward I was the smart kid in elementary school because I could read before first…

Because I’m from the midwest and I won’t eat crawdads, because they’re the only water-bugs I’ve dealt with, but if the shrimp are already gutted then it doesn’t bother me...but no way am I ever eating crickets. I’m WAY too freaked out by insects to ever (intentionally) eat them. (I’m sure there’s some in the meat I…

Snowpiercer (the comic) has an interesting take on this concept. In the movie, the protein bars are made from bugs, and the first class has chickens and fish. In the comic, the first class eats rats and rabbits, and the “tail-fuckers” eat “vat-grown meat” that seems to have reflexes.

I’m fine with yeast and cultured…

My favorite character is the minigame guy from WW. “Sploosh!” “Yay yay hooray...”

We recently got yelled at for having a pile of sticks and limbs that have fallen off of trees that we can’t cut down because while we have to maintain them, the trees and yard between the sidewalk and street are considered city property. So we moved them on to our empty shed foundation (behind a privacy fence). The…

I met my best friend at a college party. I was hanging out at a sort-of party with my other best friend and his sister/my ex and briefly met this chick, ran into her at a used game/CD store downtown a few weeks later and tried to hit on her. I’d give her rides and we’d get high. It took a few months before I realized…

Well lately I’ve been playing in Adventurer’s League, where luckily even though there are rules that we must adhere to my GM plays our campaign as lenient as he can “officially” allow - he allowed me to shatter molten glass constructs in the Talos campaign because if not, our entire party would have wiped (not that it…