Just because some saucy tart hurls a fork at you doesn't make you a king. It's not like some bint can come up out of a pool of duck sauce, fling chop sticks at you and make you emperor of PF Changs.

Even better, just leave a note that says 'Chop Chop'.

Hell, he's just wrong - the modern Western tradition of "Christian" weddings actually has a pretty short history, and it started with state-recognized contracts. Churches only reluctantly became involved, and largely because they were social centers - you posted the announcement at the church so people would see it…

"Marriage was historically a religious covenant first and a government-recognized contract second." He says, too, that non-religious people don't have any business getting married anyway, so a common law certificate should do just fine: "They don't have a spiritual basis for a marriage and don't want to have a clergy…

No one should go into debt for their wedding. No one's parents should, either. However, no one should feel bad about spending what they want on the kind of wedding they want. I'm a custom stationer, and the wedding industry is one of the few that allows creatives a chance to do this kind of work. It's an industry full…

I agree that there are a lot more options for girl's dressy clothes than boys. Ultimately though, the part most people are upset about is all the unnecessary opining about it. "Think modesty; don't draw attention to your body; show you are a lady; etc." That's not a word count issue, that's an issue of turning a…

Aw, such a good reminder for me to watch that President Obama Buzzfeed video again. NEVER EVER GETS OLD. <3 <3 <3

I shall defend the costs of musicians! This doesn't go into detail about how many members are in these bands or even if it's including ceremony musicians. But if you're having a ceremony with, say, a singer or a harpist or something, and then a wedding band of 4 to 5 members for 3+ hours... yeah, it's going to be…

Then why not say "Dress slacks or skirts longer than finger tip length. Shoulders must be covered"?

I think the majority of Canadians would be ok with switching leaders with the US. Obama doesn't even need to be born in Canada to be PM.

Did Grandma in Story #2 really have to take it out on the "floozie" in a violent manner?? It's the ex-husband who wronged her, not some other woman...

Sucks I'm at work and thus without my usual Kinja login, so stuck down in the greys. Again.

This story doesn't even compare...

I know it's aggressive, and I don't think it applies (as of now) to the current pope, though definitely some of the previous ones. But right now this song is stuck in my head, because this is so fucking frustrating.

Doe Eyes! I'm so happy to see her getting some recognition. She's Dr. Lindsey Doe, and she's a clinical sexologist! Doe Eyes is her personal channel, but she runs a sex ed channel on YouTube too called Sexplanations.

I'm still, after reading countless replies, not understanding what is wrong with thinking we need to teach our sons and daughters to be respectful and polite when refusing requests for bangage. Nothing wrong with saying no. Nothing wrong with not being into someone. Not a damned thing. but men act like women never…

Just a little clarification: Doe Eyes is AKA Dr. Lindsey Doe, a sexologist and host of the popular "Sexplanations" YouTube channel.