Girls who have tried "No, thank you":

Hi,

While it certainly legal to marry my best friend, I wouldn't because I just don't swing that way... She's a she, and I'm a straight she. More's the pity. I haven't found anyone else I can live with quite so tolerably.

I had one that was mad for coconut. You couldn't crack open the nut without the crazed fur ball aparating at your side.

I think I love you.

There are unconfirmed reports of my brief visit to the page. The man is seriously unhinged... Frighteningly so. He is really scary.

I wonder if he knows who the Amazons were?

AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Sorry. I'm Canadian, and this was fucking hilarious.

Thanks.

In Australia, British etc slang, fanny actually means the front bum.

I was really fat and unpopular and bullied in school as well and it has not left any real marks on me

Fucking THIS!

Here is the Youtube link for non-US residents:

Malukah is a bard in ESO. I'm not there, but if you are, seek her out. I hear you can tell it's her right away.

I second that. Malukah's rendition almost made me cry.

I love David Mitchell. It's been a while since the last Soapbox. Sigh.

This. So much this. Alphas know they're the shit. They don't have to go to bizarre lengths to try and prove it, and only get their aggression on when they NEED to... which is actually fairly rare.

DON'T YOU SULLY THE NAME OF HOBBIT!

I had a crush on this guy. I didn't want to believe this... but gods...

I love you.