This is how my sister got her kids to stop whining - when they said anything in a whiny tone, she would say, “I’m sorry, I can’t understand what you’re saying when you use that tone of voice.” Boom.

Holy shit.

Respect.

Bro, we’re still waiting for that citation about how highly treatable sex offenders are.

This, a million times. And making sure a rapist rapes some other girl is NOT A FUCKING SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OF RAPE! I can’t even with this shit! If aliens came down and started randomly raping men, would we train men how to make sure they, individually, aren’t one of the ones that gets raped or would we launch all…

It’s okay! From now on, you can just say “Would you rather have a hug, a handshake or a high five?” and let him choose what level of contact he wants.

Oh my god, that is horrifying! How old is he?

A million times this. You don’t honor a person with sex. WTF.

Viagrabmyboobs?

Viagyno?

Those aren’t ducklings, they’re goslings. The mama goose is the grey one and the papa goose is the white one. A Pekin duck family looks like this: https://www.google.com/search?espv=2&…

Yes! The Just-World Fallacy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-worl…

“Turns out there is no data to support that belief and furthermore, there is plenty of data to show that sex offenders are often highly treatable.”

WWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Unacceptable!

JESUS CHRIST.

Was it even that he was also only into giving cunnilingus? As in, he only wanted to give and receive oral sex? Never wanted intercourse? Or is the only kind of sexual contact he wanted with you was you giving him blow jobs?

Not everyone is like you, bro. Do you insist on examining every tattoo on every person you work with? The woman’s tattoo that includes the word “fuck” is on the inside of her upper arm, which is barely visible when she has her arm in its normal position by her side. And the one that includes the word “nigga” is in a…

The number one reason I have never needed an abortion is because I have never been pregnant. And the number one reason I have never been pregnant is the birth control I’ve received for 25 years at Planned Parenthood. #istandwithplannedparenthood

You are awesome. And I’m sorry to hear about your miscarriages. Internet hugs.

I’m so sorry that asshole attacked you. You are awesome and I wish him a lifetime of pain.