You know, I was actually envisioning Bobo being the pair of velociraptors and MTG being the T-Rex. Not that she’s the “king” of Congress, (because she fucking sucks) she’s just the bloodthirstiest, most lacking-est in compassion, bitch at the moment.

I’m sorry! There are many, many other moments, though, when people are in danger and you can’t imagine how they aren’t going to get eaten. I promise there’s so much suspense, it will still scare the crap out of you, even if you know about how the people get out of one of the times.

I mean, I’m pretty sure she meant “go fly to Nova Scotia and prepare yourself to support your loved one, if they’re found alive.”

This reminds me of that scene in the first Jurassic Park (SPOILER ALERT) at the end, when the two velociraptors corner the people, and just as they’re about to eat the people, the T. rex comes out of nowhere and eats the velociraptors. 

Damn! Seriously? I didn’t know that.

Hey. There is simply no excuse to be this ignorant.

I don’t think authorities have said exactly what they’re doing or why no trial date has been set yet, but I presume investigators are gathering evidence about the extent of the rape trafficking. Human traffickers often control the targets of trafficking, women, in this case, by threatening to harm or kill the women’s…

First, never again say “legally speaking” unless you know something about criminal law. Incidents on college campuses are almost always handled internally, without help from the local police or criminal justice system. But even if the internal process borrows the idea of “mens rea” from criminal statues, and even if…

Hello! Fellow mental health therapist here. My second social work internship was at a VA hospital, as a Suicide Prevention Coordinator. I learned a lot about mental health disorders, suicide, and impulsivity. To say “Suicides rarely occur out of the blue, and are almost never triggered by a single isolated incident”…

Well, your time is too valuable for making a shitty little comment on every single article on Jezebel, and yet...

Sweetheart, do me a favor, since you know so much. What year were the earliest known drawings of the clitoral complex made? What percent of the organ is visible from the outside of a woman’s body? What year were all references to the clit taken out of Grey’s Anatomy? What year was it, when a researcher took MRIs of…

What’s fascinating about deplorable people like you, is that you think everyone else is just as deplorable as you. You accuse us of what you’re guilty of. Classic Freudian defense mechanism of projection. Just because you don’t care enough to look at the reports or their credibility, doesn’t mean we all haven’t.
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Don’t lay that at RBG’s feet, it wouldn’t have made a bit of difference if she retired when Obama was president, all that would mean is today the conservative justices outnumber the liberal/centrist ones 5-4 instead of 6-3. The conservative justices would have still been able to pull all of their BS. 

Prove it.

“Fair” doesn’t mean White, it means light-colored. Look it up.  And there are light colored Black people, light colored Asian people, and light colored brown people. 

Not all clothing worn by celebrities was chosen by them. Sometimes women are photographed wearing a costume while shooting a TV show or movie in public and sometimes clothing is chosen for them by a stylist. But regardless, I don’t take criticism of my clothing personally, because a person’s opinion of what I wear has…

Thank you so much for immediately jumping in to defend women, which is absolutely what I unquestioningly believe you intended to do. /s

Serious question - how old are you? Do you not know that virtually every woman in the U.S. has been sexually assaulted or sexually harassed? Do you seriously think if this particular rapist was not sllowed to be here, this girl would somehow be safe from men’s sexual assault and harassment? You need to listen to the…

No, he would have raped some other 10 year old girl, and that is not a solution.

Of course they will. But anyone who cares about the truth will know what she actually said.