StrawberryJones
StrawberryJones
StrawberryJones

WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so furious last night, Mr. Strawberry Jones offered to read to me in bed until I could fall asleep. Awwww. He’s a good one. Glad to hear you’ve got a good one too.

100%!

One or two Freezer gallon Ziplock bags will do. <3

Freezer Ziplock bags. Two, if necessary.

Chris Issak is awesome, especially live. What a babe!

Excellent. Thank you. <3

Jesus Christ! That really sucks. I’m sorry.

BOOM!!!!

Which meds work for babies with motion sickness?

Bro needs to be taught to do a courtesy flush.

You are the best.

Cocopop, we want to see a pic of you when you were 25! <3

Aww, that’s good to hear! Mr. Strawberry Jones plays Destiny PvE.

Of course you can borrow it! And I agree, it’s no fun smelling dirty hands, but the great thing is that the kids almost never double down if they haven’t washed their hands with soap. It goes like this:

Yep, they can’t stop running, except when you want them to hurry. Then then they go into slo-mo.

You have to start with, “Honey, will you please hit mute and turn around?”

I feel your feels.

I never say “Let’s go” because children are so concrete, they have absolutely no idea what that means. I have to say, “Open the door, and go outside.”