The only reason the kids at my afterschool program wash their hands with soap is because they know, when they come out, I will say “If I smell your hands, am I going to smell soap?”

Hey, you gotta problem wit hot older women who leave their husbands and take a shot at stardom?

Ability to walk a few miles to get help? Sounds like they were more than a few miles away from any kind of well-traveled road, if the only people who found them in two weeks were people who were off-roading.

Mr. Strawberry Jones’s 11 year old spent $1000 buying things through the Xbox. Video game things like coins, stuff, um, I don’t know. But $1000 worth of it.

racists

I’m so sorry.

The only reason a person would need to be accused in a timely fashion so they can “assemble the material to logically defend themselves” is if there is a significant danger that someone is going to falsely accuse them. And since false accusations of rape happen no more frequently than false accusations of other…

Our whole country has the responsibility to make laws that don’t actively make it impossible for people to get by.

Happy birthday!!

Our whole country has the responsibility to make laws that don’t actively make it impossible for people to get by. Our country doesn’t have to suck, you know. Things don’t have to be impossibly hard. We can change laws.

Seriously, that was masterful.

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Please stop talking.

That’s exactly what I was thinking! What the fuck is with men who interpret the body language of women as “yes” or “no.” JFC.

Awesome. Thank you for the insight. <3

I have a question about BPAL - if you don’t live near one of their stores/places they have events, and can only get stuff online, how do you know what to order? I love the sound of everything they have, but they don’t take returns, so I don’t want to order a ton of stuff I won’t even like. How do you decide? :)

I have a question about BPAL - if you don’t live near one of their stores/places they have events, and can only get stuff online, how do you know what to order? I love the sound of everything they have, but they don’t take returns, so I don’t want to order a ton of stuff I won’t even like. How do you decide? :)

Dude!

How do you decide what to buy, when it’s all online and you can’t smell any of it? I love the look and sound of everything, but how do I know I’ll like the smell of anything?

Aww, I named one of my cat Cricket! Great name.