Time between Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace: 16 years

One of the small cruelty’s of my life is that when Power Wheel’s were released, I was already too old for them. And when my children were the right age, we lived in an area not conducive for ownership.  

The knowledge that there is a form that will tell me everything that I have bought from Amazon is nightmare fuel.  

I have another theory.

My kingdom for a new Mac Mini.

I came for the Session’s jokes, but to my surprise, found D&D jokes.

The claim about Trump’s stamina is something Pirro repeats often on her show.

I’ve posted a similar question, but with more specific questions on what they mean by “old wiring”.

You really need to elaborate on the “old wiring” bit. I bought a house that has an insane number of recessed lighting fixtures. After carefully switching all of the dimmers to LED friendly ones, and making sure I have secured dimmable LEDs (that are also bright enough (most are way too dim)), I am gonna be pissed if…

The fact that you assume I am a “she” actually speaks volumes.

Thanks for the parenting advice.

He’s a monster.

We have been working on getting my 7-year-old son to quit mansplaining (no I idea where he got it from).

Got you beat. My son and his girlfriend came to visit, and it hit me that they are the same age me and my wife were when we moved in together.

She is married to Mitch McConnell. If that does not speak to her intestinal fortitude, I am not sure what would.

I completely agree that Trump is becoming trapped in a corner.

If you are ever interested in the intersection of Walt’s “dream” and his ability at recognizing the financial realities, look at the history of Hotel Plaza Blvd at Disney World. That business model was part of the original plan because of the lessons they learned building Disneyland.

That was why I phrased it the way I did. He would be initially furious because it is so far from the dream he had, but, 1982 isn’t that far from his era, that he could eventually appreciate the financial considerations that his brother faced.

I have given this a lot of thought.

Back in the early 2000s, my region was hit with a massive outbreak of tent caterpillars. It was like something out of a horror movie. There was a day that summer that an entire quarter of our house was swarming with them. Seeing the garage door as nothing but a squiggling mass of flesh was bad enough, but the image…