We are given the password at the semi-annual reptoid convention.

It is not a magnet. Just like when I got bored with a particular city in SimCity but before I quit, I’d repeatedly press the “Disaster” button over and over again.

It is also important to remember that what most people call the “top bun” should in fact be used on the bottom. It is thicker and provides a better foundation.

My response to “How are you?” is “Can’t complain. Doesn’t do any good anyway.”

How nerdy is it that I know that vampire genitals would not be cold, because they would have the ability to consciously direct blood to the region and have it warmed based upon their natural thaumaturgy.

And Rand was just spotted wearing a Duke hat while golfing with Trump.

That is exactly what it looks like when I try to peel a hardboiled egg.

We already rent a car whenever we need to drive a long distance for a variety of reasons. The primary one is that we drive our cars into the ground and don’t trust either currently to make it on a long trip. But secondary reasons are i) you can find dirt cheap rates on rentals and ii) its nice to drive a different car.

Question: Wouldn’t you know if your hotel room was infected after the first night?

Jesus H. Christ, that first picture.

Oh the Kerbmanity!!

I know this seems stupid but it also works.

Question:

I was going to post a comment very similar to your first and then thought, “Nope, I’m old.”

It really does seem silly, but I am amazed how freeing it is to not worry about printer ink.

I recently bought a new HP printer for my home office and it offers a monthly service for ink. I pay a flat rate (one of three tiers, the cheapest being $3 a month and the most expensive $10 a month) and HP just automatically sends me ink when I start to get low.

Back in the late ‘90s and early ‘00s, I remember reading about railguns in popular science magazines. At the time, the primary advantage put forth was extremely low cost (in theory) since it was basically a hunk of metal projected using only electricity.

Why?

The Model T didn’t kill horseback riding but did turn it into a hobby. The same will happen to driving.