The robots are going to take more jobs than just those involving labor.

Sure.

I don't think that article meas what you think it means.

Boo.

Found one in my sad excuse of a garden here in Lexington.

I have the opposite problem. I don't even bother looking at the sizing for awesome costumes because the arms will never be long enough.

Bourbon.

The recent declarations of God's will is becoming so absurd that Camus would be proud.

It will be successfully deciphered and the text will be read aloud for the first time in 5000 years on December 21.

Satan might be holding Auburn back, but it is Cthulhu himself that is responsible for the misery that is University of Kentucky football.

We refuse to "stand quietly while (they)... destroy one of the only 24 hour preschool channels."

Have you ever met a physicist that wasn't an expert on every subject ever imagined?

That is not what she said.

Believe it or not, this is now a running meme in Kentucky. The cat was a wildcat and the bird a cardinal.

Piss.

In honor of George's article below, the movie had me at boobs.

"Men will literally stop dead in their tracks and dismiss the entire world around them when suddenly presented with a perfect pair. The reaction is undignified — and even a bit pathetic."

No, 316. There are 1575 more to go.

315 bottles with notes in the sea

That's no devil.