It will be successfully deciphered and the text will be read aloud for the first time in 5000 years on December 21.

Satan might be holding Auburn back, but it is Cthulhu himself that is responsible for the misery that is University of Kentucky football.

We refuse to "stand quietly while (they)... destroy one of the only 24 hour preschool channels."

Have you ever met a physicist that wasn't an expert on every subject ever imagined?

That is not what she said.

Believe it or not, this is now a running meme in Kentucky. The cat was a wildcat and the bird a cardinal.

Piss.

In honor of George's article below, the movie had me at boobs.

"Men will literally stop dead in their tracks and dismiss the entire world around them when suddenly presented with a perfect pair. The reaction is undignified — and even a bit pathetic."

No, 316. There are 1575 more to go.

315 bottles with notes in the sea

That's no devil.

Oh, I understand if you are invested. But from someone that cares squat about the NFL, the clip of the player slipping on the refs hat was pure comedy gold. You have to realize, I am a Kentucky fan, so I am well versed in the genre of tragicomedy.

I am solidly a college fan but I am jealous of the current comedy show being put on by the scab refs in the NFL. Sounds like it is quite entertaining.

No, that is what they where in Lexington. I know, I live here.

The last time Kentucky beat Florida, stonewashed jeans and Member's Only jackets were in style. I was walking around Gainesville and noticed vintage Member's Only jackets and stonewashed jeans.

Keith, this article should keep the Men In Black from knocking on your door for at least another couple of days.

Who was the idiot that game Rob Zombie the job over this guy?

Ok Deadspinites, I asked this a little over a week ago, but I am serious now.

I miss that show.