I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

I watched just enough Sponge Bob as a child that I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was definitely not this. I was so not ready for that.

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Finally you understand, you just need to wake up now. You’ve been in there for the seven months. You think you’re just living you normal life but in game you landed on a planet similiar to ours, with people procedurally generated to look like us. You started living in the game, getting a job and starting a new life…

This vaginal wart of a teen mom is more representative of #yesallwhitewomen than anyone cares to admit. Quicker to "flash her gash" than think. And people wonder why black men take advantage of white women and then discard them so quickly. It's called "self-esteem", ladies, try finding some.

Pretty cool! But diz has always been hip to psycadelic shit.

Obama really needs to step up his game. How is it that in the 20th century our president can still not figure out that ebola is not only a cause to be concerned but also a national disgrace?

A dapper suit helps plenty of people. Dapper suits are awesome.

This is the "afterparty " look.

Or maybe men don't date women of the age they're most 'sexually interested in' because they have standards and priorities to pursue in a partner other than what their dick wants. There seems to be an assumption here that men would all only go after women in their twenties if they would only reciprocate their interest,…