NO NO NO NO I DIDN'T HEAR THAT I DIDN'T HEAR THATIDIDNTHEARTHAT *moistly gargles in unintelligible disbelief and pain*

With artificial intelligence, we are summoning the demon

Ask and ye shall receive!

*swoons at the sight of Benedict Cumberbatch*
But seriously...

Must. Stop. Re-watching.

Amateur.
The correct response is: "Yeah I know I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyway. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal."

"I can shoot any dog that approaches me," he said holding his gun, in a gloating manner. "All I have to say is that I feel they're a threat."

The Zinger Double Down King is the decades long culmination of cutting-edge, scientific research and the blackest of magics on the part of KFC.
Their goal was to create a food-like product whose sole purpose was to kill, and turn every dead body into 3 more pseudo-sandwiches that would then get up and kill.
Rinse and…

At least it's not Mickey Mouse on some LID (Latent Islamic Domination)

You dare confuse the God-Emperor's greatest warriors with a puny man wearing a wimpy suit?
Call the Inquisition and send reinforcements!
I've discovered a heathen guilty of

Ideally, Mrs. Smith should have hired Danny DeVito to be at the end of that leash.

Suddenly I was exhilarated to realize I was completely alone and safe and nobody was going to wake me up all night long. What an amazing revelation! And I had everything I needed right on my back; I'd put fresh bus-station water in my polybdenum bottle before leaving. I climbed up the arroyo, so finally when I turned…

There was the sound of music, loud and pumping beats that not even anemic stars sputtering dimly can ignore. The smog is thick and surrounds this glass canyon full of alien palm trees still swaying stiffly at dusk, as if it is still too hot to move. Summer settled into the Aztlanquema metropolitan area sometime…

I can't defend my compulsion for coffee-flavored dairy drinks.
All I can do is offer this for the record:

*walks up with a pumpkin spice latte* Yeah, but, I mean, how you wear your tie isn't helping or hurting anyone either, right? *sips overpriced drink while thinking of something less uselessly unconstructive to say but can't so just stares over...there...for 15 seconds and walks away*

As I have stated multiple times (On twitter & my podcast)

More more importantly...will they blend?

This. THIS. This for infinity and beyond.