It was a joke.

Did her clothes get its ass kicked by a thresher?

Interesting thought. The problem with the “lose your license for good” bit is that at least half of people without licenses drive anyway - and they’ll drive drunk and uninsured. That’s why interlocks are a better idea.

I dunno. I love that silly assassin’s kingdom shit. I don’t know why I get such joy from scenes where you see all the assassins’ cell phones light up at the same time.

I dunno, I think it’s generating quite the buzz.

I’m sure this will end with Franken. I’m sure nothing else is going to come out about any other prominent elected officials.

Man, I just don’t get this thing. Who wants to touch a stranger’s hair? Gross and weird.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

He’s not looking to compete, he’s looking to be carried. Competitive players don’t force themselves off a team just because the QB changed.

“Her abuse of those women aside”

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Here’s Eli holding a tiny bucket.

How is the reanimation process coming along Hal?

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

Spanos: You guys think I should go back to San Diego?

This is, by far, the best of all the comments in this thread, and it will never get enough recognition. Well done.

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