It bothers me that when big performers come up short in the postseason it’s attributed to “small sample size” and yet an obviously capable — and more importantly, forthright and honest — manager doesn’t get the same benefit of the doubt.

Oh fuck off. You get in someone else’s supercar, you hit the gas, the tires aren’t “performing at the level they should be”? If you decide to double the speed limit on a public street in a vehicle that you are not personally 100% certain of, it’s on you, bro.

Joe Buck is really getting good at reading the promos for the new Fox shows.

I’m kidding, I’m kidding - there’s definitely a resemblance. The Aston still wore it better, though.

Zagato > Aston Martin 98% of the time. Someone needs to

omg plz leave

Why would anyone worthwhile go into teaching? Like you said, the pay is crap and the profession burns out anyone with any empathy within a few years, America did this on purpose

The music is all wrong.

Start boiling some salt potatoes and grilling some Hoffmanns motherfuckers.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

I plan on passing along the wisdom to my son. He starts t ball soon. That little bastard had better run HARD to first or he’ll get my boot up his ass. I’ll do it out of love for his sake of course.

“Buy a CPO car, then immediately void the CPO warranty.”

“Used Magnums”

He just needs to appease Jobu with some rum so his bat will not be scared anymore of the curveball

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

I haven’t played Magic since about 1998-99, so it’s whatevs as far as my opinion goes, but that doesn’t look good to me. The old logos were more evocative of the card game’s fantasy elements and art work. The new logo looks like a 19 year old graphic designer made it for his local prog rock band.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Why drink vodka when there’s whiskey?