“Pickininnies”? Um, dude...

Fran Drescher, inventer of the nanny?

Uhuh. Paragraph breaks, my friend.

Bananas up the tailpipe can lead to serious problems.

“No, this is America and we paid for you” is what Thomas Jefferson probably said to a crying 14 year-old Sally Hemings the first time.

Ugh, she has that Nicole Kidmanesque plastic surgery + botox facial rictus going on.

Is it ethical to not tell those guys what they’re going to be reading before they’re supposed to read it?

No tweets mocking the Turkish prime minister were found on his phone, so no charges were laid.

I see. So you’re one of those elusive eugenics enthusiasts the forced-birthers are always whining about.

One spanking in that supercut was in self-defense. Can you pick it?

Come and gone.

Masturbators of Sex

I guess it’ll have to do until gamers manage to save enough money to pay a real woman smile at them while showing off her ass.

Check out the photos people used to take with their kids’ corpses in the good old days:

Wel, it’s not as if what’s at stake wasn’t of life-changing importance; we are talking fashion here.

Satan’s little fingers.

You’re seriously demented... you think Devine Mulvey Longbaugh consists of three people working from home via their macbooks. I guess they do their own xeroxing too.

Um, A campaign has to pay consultancies, you fuck knuckle. The money was paid to Devine Mulvey Longbaugh. You think that’s one person? You think the CEO of Apple takes home what Apple earns?

Uhuh. Which PUMA site did you get that from?

You know, no matter how much you spread that myth, doesn’t make it true.