Bullshit

Why is it that every time I read or hear Cavill’s thoughts I wish he’d fall roughly from a horse?

This happens in Australia in quite a few fundamentalist Muslim polygamous families. One guy in Sydney had four wives collecting unemployment benefits.

I guess god meant for dicks to go in mouths because he designed them to take doughnuts.

The were-lizard episode was great, but that’s Darin Morgan. Chris Carter is awful.

Sounds positively Brett Easton Ellisish.

“Excuse me, I ordered a zima, not emphysema.”

He’s a rapist and a sexual predator. Being found guilty in a court of law led to him becoming a convicted rapist and sexual predator.

As if the black people of Ferguson and Flint didn’t have enough problems...

Yet again, God hears a prayer and laughs and says “no!”. Now that dead girl’s grandfather knows how every amputee feels.

Thank goodness there are people here who know how to post .gifs to show how angry they are and how they’d totally handle the situation if they were a superhero/Jack Nicholson/an anime character.

I’m surprised he didn’t eat her transplanted liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

*rolls eyes*

How about we just admit that exotic dancers at sporting events are an unnecessary anachronism and we just get rid of them?

Um, Sky Arts isn’t Hollywood.

How long do “underemployed actors and artists” work as taxi drivers before they accept they’re employed taxi drivers who also act or do art?

I knew it would be either The Matrix or the double-ended dildo scene from Requiem For a Dream.

I don’t know why James Packer’s still married. I’m pretty sure divorce is no-fault in every state in Australia.

I suppose Obama was also responsible for Track vandalizing 44 school buses and stealing vodka from a liquor store when he was 16.

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