Senator Feinstein’s shares were in a blind trust.

William Gibson loves it, but then again he loved Chappie too.

My Chinese Australian supervisor at the warehouse I work in has a habit of calling the African Australian teenager we work with the “n” word. He thinks it’s funny and expects the kid and everyone else to think it’s funny. I’ve told him numerous times it’s inappropriate and not funny at all, and even threatened to take…

Meh.

I love Rick and Morty, but it’s too bad the show’s creators are a libertarian who believed his animators should have relied on his noblesse oblige instead of collective bargaining to obtain basic benefits, and a pos who despises anyone on a minimum wage.

Wait...the crash didn’t happen during filming. It happened afterwards , during routine tansportation. I don’t get how the production can be blamed for that...

I think his argument is more fellateous than fallacious.

Never have I been happier about my mother’s unrelenting pro-cat, pro-socialist twitter feed.

Yep, you fit all the criteria for being one sick baby.

It’s been 70 years, and still not everyone has learned the lesson of Lucy van Pelt and the football.

Yes, only in America is bullshit not taken. Americans are indeed unique snowflakes.

Well, he is a quarter asian, so the “asian-face” is only 75% offensive.

As an Australian, I love the fact that this site is called “The Root”. So approriate in context of this post.

Cho’s behavior here is inscrutible.

Porkins

My immigrant mother’s best friend for over 40 years, who died just yesterday, often railed against immigrants and their weird foreign lifestyles, would then realize who she was talking to and say, “I don’t mean you of course...”

So in the Overwatch universe you just aim for the tits, right?

Sigh...Shiva Ayyadurai claims he invented email because he called his patented system “EMAIL”. Similarly, Fran Drescher might claim she invented the nanny who raised Mitt Romney because she created “The Nanny”.

I think i’ll survive until the inevitible flop movie starring Keanu and Will.

I wrote “nanny” in lower caps deliberately. How does one recognize sarcasm anyway?